Good Jokes?

Do you think these are good jokes? Each one has one of my dwarf hamsters in it, Buddy, Clover, Izzy, Lucky, Violet, or Flower.


Q: What did Izzy do when no-one came to his bakery to buy food?


A:He had a sell-a-bration!


Q:Why did the squirell try to eat Buddy?


A:Buddy was acting like a nut!


Q:How did Flower save Buster when he was in the pool?


A: Flower drove him off the deep end!


Q: Why did Lucky cross the road?


A:It was the chicken's day off.


Q:Why can't Violet play Go Fish in her boat?\A:Clover's always sitting on the deck!


Either say: Super! Good! Okay. Not so great. Poor. Very bad.


-Dwarf Hamsters Are Cool

Good Jokes?
Okay.......Here's a good one for you.... A 4 year old boy was walking home after school...On his way home, he was stopped by a middle age blond lady and pinned a note on the back of his shirt... In the letter, this is what it says; Your son is being kidnapped...You must pay a ransom of 1,000 dollars...I expect the ransom payment when your son goes back to school tomorrow...The next day, the blond lady saw the 4 year old boy on his way to the school... On his back is a little sack containing 1,000 dollar bills with an attached note that says, """here's the ransom money, it's exactly 1,000 dollars, but how could you do this to me?""""
Reply:poor jokes check mine tell me what you think i have real jokes
Reply:lol...star.
Reply:I liked them.
Reply:hahahah they made me laugh.. but then i do have a lame sence of humor
Reply:weird
Reply:very bad...yeah


your too obsessed with your hamsters
Reply:Nah - =P





But sorta original then nice try tho





CoreyPrompted.
Reply:I will tell you truth! Some of them were pretty funny. And some of them I didn't get. If I were to truly rate all your jokes, I would rate it a 7 out of 10. Sorry if I upseted you, I justed wanted to tell you my opinion. But yah, dwarf hamsters are awesome!!!