Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Im thinking bout running away?

im only 13 and ive tried running away three times. the first two times, i got caught, and the third time, i got away, but went back home cause i was with my dog, who i wouldnt have enough money to buy food for. so im seriously going crazy. my family is driving me nuts, especially my mom. my sister is lucky cause she lives in a different state. but anyway. my mom has crossed the line. last nite she caused me to cry for two hours straight and i finally fell asleep cause i cried so much. this morning i was feeling beyond depressed(btw. my dad thinks im depressed). i have many problems but im not talking bout it on yahoo. so i have found out everything i need to know for running away to where my sister lives. i want to live with her. shes 26, so i think she can be my gaurdian. i already have all the information i need. and i have the money. but i told one of my closest friends and she thinks im out of my mind.


so i need opinions from strangers. someone please help me.

Im thinking bout running away?
Call your sister first. If you think she can be you guardian and help you, you should be able to call her and tell her everything that is wrong and ask her if you can live with her.


You don't want to run away and then something goes wrong and you appear on the news. "Another teen rape murder". Anyway, she is your mom, try to talk to her and get things straight. I know you want to talk to somebody but don't now who. I have the same feeling. Except that you have a 26 year old sister that can listen to you without nagging. And trust me, this will pass. Do not run away.
Reply:if you cannot stay at home then you need to speak up and try for some arrangement that will let you stay with your sister. If there is a problem like abuse your sister can petition the courts on your behalf.





What seems to be going on is that you are a typical 13 year old with the normal parent problems of a 13 year old. You need to grow up and not run away. Your parents are trying very hard to raise you and you are making things harder Your problems are not really problems as you will discover is you succeed in really running away. There are very dangerous people out there just waiting for fresh little chickens like you to come running by. They will roast your little butt for you and you will pray for the "problems" your parents are casuing you.





You need to thank God that you have parents that care enough about you to not let you have your own way. Stop crying and start praying thanks for your blessings.
Reply:Again talk to your sister, before you do Anything'' that way she will help you and ask your parents, if you could live with her a little while
Reply:Call the runaway hot line. Call first call for help.


You are not old enough to take on the dangers of being alone, on your own. You may think you're all grown up and tough, but you should not have to feel so abandoned in this world. People who are homeless, some of them started out just like that...


Is it really the only option you have? Maybe your mom is the one with a bigger problem. But at this age, you need guidance from a counselor, pastor, or somebody qualified to do so.


I'll say a prayer or twelve for you. May God keep you safe.


You need to realize also, that you need court documents for your sister to be your legal guardian. And that takes time as well.
Reply:Running Away is not the correct path you should choose. If you are really having problems with your family you should talk to another adult you trust (A teacher, a grandparent, a neighbor, a friends mom, ect.) they can help with how your parents can change or getting you to your sister in a safer way than you going yourself. If you feel comfortable, talk to your parent maybe they are stressed or they are having a hard time. Just do what you think is more reasonable and don't get hurt.
Reply:Why is your mom driving you nuts? At the age of 13 you think you know everything,you dont turst me.Unless your being abused,go to school and deal with it. If you think its hard now you have no idea what the real world is like.
Reply:Well first call your sister and ask if she can be your gauriden. If she says yes tell your parents and then start running as fast as you can girl. I did this before too.Now I still live with my sister. she is the best guairden. But remember you will be meeting new friends. going to new schools. and much more!
Reply:Dont Run Away!! You Will Regret It!.. Get Your Sister To Come OVer One Weekend And Sit Her And Your PArents Together.. Tell Them All How You Feel. I Am Sure Your Mom Will Be Heartbroken! Im Sure There Is A Way To Resolve This Problem And I Think If You Really Cannot Stand Living There Anymore Ring Your Sister And Ask Her If You Can Come And Stay For A While.. Maybe In Easter Or Any Other School Holiday In America.. I Live In The U.K So Its Different Here.. Anyway.. Are You Sure That You Are Not Over Reacting? I have arguments with my mom all the time and i am always sayin i hate you and i wanna run away from home.. please dont though you will regret it! and you are endangering yourself! Please sit down with your parents and sister and sort this out!.. Maybe you and your mum need counselling??


Hope I Helped You.


Good Luck!


Do you think donovan had a rick pitino nightmare in his sleep and decided to grab the known and ignore the?

unknown. emember rick pitino was a top collegiate coach and was coaxed into the NBA were he sucked so much donkey nuts he became a laughing stock. then he tried going back to collegiate level and he was not as respected anymore cuz he sucked so much nuts in the nba. dude was like lucky to win 20 games in a season, thats how much he sucked

Do you think donovan had a rick pitino nightmare in his sleep and decided to grab the known and ignore the?
That guy scared no if and or buts about it. Say what you want bout college coaches and their fame. The real test is in the NBA where the best players in the world play. I'm tiered of people saying coaches in the NBA have it easier than college because their surrounded by a bunch of millionaire babies who want take direction. If colleges coaches were so great than why can't the majority of them pass the test of the NBA schedule. Whats easier coaching 27 games or 82. Thats a no brainer. This guy needs to stay at Florida cuz in the NBA it aint gonna work
Reply:yes. he was afraid of failure and was afraid he would be remembered as another college coach who failed in the nba rather than the guy who won back to back championships. he didnt want to become another mike montgomery, rick pitino, tim floyd etc... the losers. at florida he would be treated like a god, like coach K is at duke.


All I can think about is buying a gun! How do I stop thinking about this?

It all started when I took my girlfriend to the gunrange for the first time a couple months ago. I've been in the Army Reserve since 2001, and was deployed and all that, and I thought going to the gunrange would be a cool date, something out of the ordinary. But now that we went, I took her again a couple weeks later, and I almost bought a gun. Now, buying a gun is all I can think about, and it's kind of scaring me. I don't think about killing myself or other people, I just really want a gun. Just last week, I bought two guns, and I'm in the middle of the waiting period right now, and I feel like I've never wanted to buy anything else more in my whole life.





Is there something wrong with me? Do I have some gun fetish or something, or did I just become a gun enthusiast? Should I go to counseling?





Ironically, if I go to the counseling center at my university, everybody knows me in there since I used to work there. They know me as the happy-go-lucky guy, not some gun nut.

All I can think about is buying a gun! How do I stop thinking about this?
If you went rock climbing with your girlfriend and got hooked would you feel so guilty? No. You feel guilty because there is an agenda being pushed by the Liberal left to make gun owners out to be deviant, homicidal freaks. This is of course untrue. Shooting is a sport just like any other. It's fun, it relieves stress, it's exciting, it's challenging, and it's perfectly normal. As with any new found interest people tend to get really excited. This doesn't mean you are crazy at all. Also, there is always some fear in guns. It's part of what makes it exciting. This has a lot to do with your questioning of your sanity. Once again, it's perfectly normal.





What I would suggest that you do is get involved in local shooting competitions. There you will be able to meet others that share your interest and see that they too have an addiction to shooting and yet are perfectly normal. You can find out about these at your local range or gun dealer.





Have fun, good luck, and welcome to the gun crowd!
Reply:I get this urge very strongly....'bout every two weeks (payday!)





To date, I have almost a dozen gun safes that hold over a dozen each...do the math. I wound up geting my FFL 03 C%26amp;R license so I could buy wholesale from distributors and shipped directly to me. I also trade a lot with other collectors.





Now, I specialize in old military bolt actions and old .22s, so nothing I have is worth much over $500 and most were bought at $60-$100. Some were incomplete 'projects' that I refinish and restore. Many are shot, but many are merely collectors items. Values rise, so my current value is much more than I spent. It's a hobby that fun and I've made lots of friends doing. Still, it's less money than having a Harley in the garage and a lot more fun. Besides, I have an old Norton....prefer British bikes, my gardener has a hog!


I also have a concealed carry permit and a few personal defense handguns, but prefer to shoot at the rifle range.





BTW, I have no mental instabilities or desires to kill anyone or take over the country, etc. I like guns and I like shooting. I am a successful businessman, graduate degree, involved in my community, church-going, travel frequently and well-read. It's perfectly normal.
Reply:Your a gun enthusiast. So what ? I like to gamble .All I do is plan trips to go gamble .I only go a few times a year but its always on my mind.If you truly dont want to kill people maybe you just like the idea of having some big flashy peice of metal.Only you can be the judge.If you think your dangerous seek help please.


UK ONLY - We need suggestions for a wedding venue!!?

me and the missus are planning a wedding with about 150 guests.





we fancy somewhere nice in the countryside, with enough space for the kids to run around, to hire all weekend.





unfortunatly finding somewhere with enough accomadation is proving quite expensive, i was hoping that someone may know of somewhere which fit the criteria, with accomadation onsite, or with affordable accomadation nearby.





self catering and camping is not a problem.





I know this is a nuts question, but i may get lucky!

UK ONLY - We need suggestions for a wedding venue!!?
Chiseldon house hotel is beautiful, and they do weddings, with the full monty, flowers disco, etc, and its got 21 rooms, its not far from the M4, fairly easy to find, so if your in the south of England , have a look at the website, my friend got married there and they did a great job!
Reply:depends where your from - we got married at gretna green - anvil hall - which is an old converted catholic church. theres loads of hotels near by and the Smiths hotel is absolutely superb - theres loads of accomodation which isn't too far away. Theres camp sites near by and its so so romantic ....... I highly rec the wedding planners carrie and mark - carrie is a superb photographer - And the whole village although is stereotypical for marriages doesn't have that feel of ....... well its not commerial
Reply:im getting married at a small hotel in Hitchin, Herts.


very small and intimate.


http://www.sunhotel-hitchin.com/Weddings...





there may not be enough rooms for all your guests but there are a few hotels locally that could put them up.


good luck with your search
Reply:Try this place - its close to the country and the sea and there are loads of b%26amp;bs nearby





http://www.sneatoncastle.co.uk/





Have you asked around the trade - ie hire companies - caterers - they all know each other and will recommend something suitable





Good Luck - Hope it all goes well for you
Reply:hi.iam not sure were you are and were you want to get married but we are getting married at a fantastic hotel in bury ( lancashire) called the bolholt hotel, it has swimming pool,gym,64 rooms,3 function rooms all different sizes and 2 have there own gardens which is included in the price,2 lakes. you are not in the country as such but it looks like you are as there land is huge and full of fields.i am having 150 guests, reception,50 guests to the meal and our honeymoon suite,DJ, all for £3000. and its gorgeous. www.lavenderhotels.co.uk they own 5 hotels in lancashire. hope this helps.
Reply:go 2 gretna green, u will have a lovely romantic day (its a beautiful place) get married at either mill forge or anvil hall, its such a place to get wed, and its not tacky,
Reply:hey good luck sorry i couldnt help
Reply:this is really off the cuff, but if self catering isnt an instant turn off





Blackpool.





there must be at least 150 rooms in guest houses/chalets/caravans





and a big dipper :) a big one.





get married on the Big One?????
Reply:Use the venue search on www.confetti.co.uk, it has all sorts of venues the more traditional to the strange, like light houses etc....give it a try, it covers all of the UK.
Reply:We're getting married at a superb hotel on the Bassetlaw-Nottinghamshire border.


The Cluber Hall Hotel, they have accomodation, a licence to conduct the ceremony (even though arrangement have to be sorted through the local registrar) Their room rate are fantastic for the size and beautiful location of the hotel. They can arrange for you to actually enter Clumber Park itself for a lovely setting for your photos, or use the hotel grounds which are also very nice.


They have a new spa section opened which is available to all guests staying.


We are staying the night before and the night of, having our ceremony, wedding breakfast for about 60 and evening reception for about 200, with all the extras included such as a dressed master of ceremonies, ect and its comingin at less that £5000 (£4150 actually)


Search their website at www.clumberparkhotel.com click through to Events and their contact numbers are their or do it by email. Anna Foley, their wedding co-ordinator is fantastic, she makes you feel at ease and I can relax knowing that everything is being taken care of - all i need to worry about is if my dress is going to fit me lol x x





Good luck x x x
Reply:hi have you thought about any where in blackpool or maybe the lakes its nice and plenty of hotels about and camping and also there is a big caravan park to at windermere only thinking as i go there alot and its lovely wel where ever you go have a great day me and my fiancee want to get married in hawaii we go in october for a holiday so might just do it without telling anyone thats if he gets home from iraq they keep saying he will home soon.
Reply:Different venue HMS Warrior 1860 (they also have webite and you do need the 1860 bit. Very different venue but you cant have for full weekend as it is in Portsmouth attached to the Naval base.





Do you know any farmers that may hire you the land for a marquee?





Depends what location is because the parish you intend to marry will also need to be informed too, so if you are travelling bear it in mind.





Onboard a cruise ship (built in accommodation) P %26amp; O do a wedding package now and Capt is licensed to marry you. The Coppid Beech Hotel near Bracknell is licensed and very nice (accommodation too)





I attended a conference at The Oakley Court Hotel (off the B3400) between Basingstoke and Whitchurch and it was lovely. They would be able to accommodate 150 and the gardens are lovely for photos etc. Not sure if they do weddings on site chk website.





The Elvetham (Hartley Wintney) near Fleet bit ££ but grounds are beautiful.





The Brighton Pavillion is a very different venue superb backdrop and they carry our civil ceremonies.





The Grand Hotel in Brighton is large enough to take your party and has a lovely garden conservatory (which is actually at the front!)





Bolsover Castle, another superb venue not sure about accommodation.





Not sure if Hampton Court Palace carry out civil ceremonies, but website will confirm either way.





Sorry, I love historical places and splendour you may be looking for something modern, either way I wish you the very best for the future. Remember enjoy the day it goes too quickly and do buy a piece of jewellery as a surprise, ear rings or something. Get a girlfriend (pref not an ex one hey) to help you.
Reply:A beautiful place is in Scotland, Kingennie fisheries. Its in a lovely countryside setting, has lodges etc but you dont say where you live near.
Reply:I think you need to be a little more specific in the area. there must be hundred of places that fit the bill!
Reply:Try the New Lanark Mill Hotel in Scotland. Its a World Heritage site and the hotel has approx 37 rooms and a health and fitness suite. It also had 7 self catering waterhouses, which hold between 2 and 6 people each. See http://www.newlanarkhotel.co.uk/





But the best thing is that if you book in the winter you can also hire the new lanark youth hostel for exclusive use. Its got a total of 64 beds which are divided into family rooms (2 to 6 people per room) which each have an en suite shower room. Ideal for families. You can only book it for exclusive use from Oct-Mar, see http://www.syha.org.uk/SYHA/web/site/Hos...





We got married there in Nov 07, and the hostel was a complete bargain at £350 per night, it worked out about £30 per room per night (when you include the £100 deposit). We chose New Lanark because it was somewhere alittle different, they're are lots of Scottish castles to choose from but only 1 New Lanark, its got the same heritage status as places like Stonehenge and St.Kilda.





One last thing, the staff at New Lanark are amazing, nothing was too much trouble and our wedding day went without a single hitch, drama or problem.





Hope you have a great day, wherever you choose.





PS Other youth hostels can be booked for exclusive use during the winter, check out the Rentahostel website at http://www.rentahostel.com





Hope this helps

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How do I win back my love after breaking her heart.... more than once?

This question is a repost of sorts, I have received some great feedback and I am looking for more. Here is the situation; I am a 33 year divorced father of 2 boys (ages 4 %26amp; 6) I have been raising them mostly on my own as my "baby mama" is a nut job. I was lucky enough to meet and fall in love with a wonderful woman. I had no intentions on looking for love after my divorce, I just wanted to be a daddy, but when you aren't looking love finds you. Anyway... We have been together for about a year and a half now and have only a few issues in our relationship. Most of them are the common everyday problems that arise in all relationships, we take great pride in our ability to communicate our concerns and solve the issues quickly.





The big one, a possible deal breaker is this: I have been very wishy washy when it comes to the number of children we would have if we were to marry. She has none of her own and at first I wanted no more. It caused us to split and she moved out of my house.

How do I win back my love after breaking her heart.... more than once?
How long does is it take a man to realise when he is on to a good thing? She may not ever feel totally sure and secure about you again, but she may love you enough to take the risk. I assume she's seen what kind of father you already are and likes what she sees. There are plenty of other guys who may be great lovers/husbands but fail in the fatherhood stakes. Also you haven't said if there is any particular reason you don't want more children. It could be fear of divorce/ separation again, and its financial burdens and heartbreak. But if you do love this lady you're going to have to risk it. That's life.
Reply:Honey, I can honestly tell you, she is going to chew you out big time. If you love someone the way you claim to love her, why wouldn't you put your selfishness to the side? You have to think of what she wants too.. Yes you have been married and divorced but there is no reason to get involved in a relationship and not state the facts in the beginning of whether or not you wanted children or not. I only hope that she is a woman of all sorts (as I ) she is a forgiving and merciful woman and she will hold you to your word....Remember not to be selfish and let things happen. I wish you luck!


How do I win back my love after breaking her heart.... more than once?

This question is a repost of sorts, I have received some great feedback and I am looking for more. Here is the situation; I am a 33 year divorced father of 2 boys (ages 4 %26amp; 6) I have been raising them mostly on my own as my "baby mama" is a nut job. I was lucky enough to meet and fall in love with a wonderful woman. I had no intentions on looking for love after my divorce, I just wanted to be a daddy, but when you aren't looking love finds you. Anyway... We have been together for about a year and a half now and have only a few issues in our relationship. Most of them are the common everyday problems that arise in all relationships, we take great pride in our ability to communicate our concerns and solve the issues quickly.





The big one, a possible deal breaker is this: I have been very wishy washy when it comes to the number of children we would have if we were to marry. She has none of her own and at first I wanted no more. It caused us to split and she moved out of my house.

How do I win back my love after breaking her heart.... more than once?
I have to be honest, at first when I read your topic header I thought you had done something horrible like cheated on her. I don't think what you have done, changed your mind, is really unexpected...especially from a man...who has 2 kids from a previous relationship and actually HAS experience with raising children. I can, however, see where she is coming from the first time around when you said "no children". For a woman who is in love and no doubt ready to make a commitment and have a family, those are hard words to hear. Especially if she has always wanted children and she was just waiting for the right man. SO, I understand her hurt, however, I am a little surprised she didn't come around when you changed your mind. You put thought in it, consulted other important people in your life about it and came to a great conclusion...one in her favor no less. Explain to her how you came about your new opinion and I think she will slowly realize it's a good thing for her...and yourself. If she loves you, her heart will soften and she will come around. Good luck to you!
Reply:This sounds like the boy who cried wolf. How many times can you go back and forth and expect the woman to go along with you?





If I were her, I would not trust you.





Take care,


Troy Report It

Reply:The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior....and she probably knows this!! She would be wise to find someone who really wants her and the babies she wants. It isn't you. If you love her, let her find it with someone else!
Reply:Sweetie, it's going to take more than words to convince her that you have completly changed your mind. You are going to have to pull out all the stops, and you are going to court this woman. First you need to start talking again. Write her a letter and go shopping. I want you to go to the store and buy something adoreable for a baby. A bib that says "I love Mommy", or a little outfit. A precious little girl outfit since you want a little girl, who looks like just her Momma.





The letter and the "gift" will be the start. In the letter ask her for a date. Start slow, but everytime you see her or every couple of days send her something for a baby. Or a maternity top for her. A baby album, fill out the Mother and Father part. You get the idea, and if you do happen to win her again, don't break it again. Admit to her just what you said her, if you want to, show her this.





I wish you good luck, and I am hoping to hear in about 10 months a birth announcement, and hear how happy your little family of 4 are doing.





God bless us all................
Reply:So have you made up your mind where you stand on the children situation? You should work this out, once and for all, before trying to reunite with her.





Let me tell you from recent experience. If you love her, don't let another day pass without telling her. It will take time for her to trust you again, but you being there and reassuring her each day that you love her and you're in it 100% will make it an easier decision for her to make.





Best of luck.
Reply:you could admit to her what you said here -- that you feel you might have gone too far to fix the relationship, but that you want to... tell her how you feel.





you might also discuss finances and figure out if/when another child would be feasible.. it takes money and a good sense of responsibility to bring a child into this world, as you know





so if she accepts your apology and is willing to listen, the two of you can figure out if and when you want more kids.





kids don't necessarily make a marriage better, and in fact, can put a strain on a relationshp....





you both need to come to some sort of agreement about this very important and huge decision to have kids or not, if things are going to work out.





take care and i hope things DO work.
Reply:You have stated it well in the question. Send it to her.
Reply:Be open and honest with her and give her some time. You've admittedly hurt her many times but if she loves you and this is meant to be, then it will be. Good Luck to you both.
Reply:it will take her some time to get over the hurt, be patient with her, u can show her that u have changed by your actions, words mean nothing without some action. she wants what every other woman wants, a home, a husband, to feel safe emotionally, and her own children. she will come around but u have to be willing to wait it out, when your hurt it does take time to get over the hurt.
Reply:You should get the children decided before you get serious. I know having children of my own is very important to me and I made sure my husband felt the same way before we married. I wish you lots of luck and hope it all works out.
Reply:I don't think you want this woman! If you did, you would not care about this issue so passionately. You've broken her heart several times, and every time she walks away and you think she's gone, you say, "Oh wait, I think maybe....maybe I DO want to give you what you want!" Then you reel her in just to change your mind again. You have serious control issues, and you are manipulating her. Leave her alone. Let her go find a man who cherishes her. She is way too good for someone like you. I'm sorry if this is harsh or if it hurts your tender ego, but you don't yo yo people you love around this way. You wouldn't treat your kids this way - or at least I hope you wouldn't - and you have no right to treat her this way either.
Reply:You don't go back. Once somebody breaks up with you, it can never be a good relationship. You move on having learned your lesson unless you want to be her fall back plan so she doesn't have to be alone while she looks for the new turkey.
Reply:Rule number one - if you ever do or say anything really BIG DEAL that has caused heaps and heaps of pain, then dont go back.


Write it off as all too hard and thats the one you buggered up and hopefully learned a hard lesson from.


IF she ever trusts you again then boy oh boy - I would not open my mouth EVER again without thinking.
Reply:You can prove to her you love her by....are you ready???





Marry her!!
Reply:if youve broken her heart more than once, id say u dont deserve her, you gold digging jerk!
Reply:What is this? Tennis?





You did it 3 times already.





You should've figured it out by the first chance, and even by the second chance, and now you want a 4th chance?





It's up to her if she wants to play ping-pong with her heart.


How do I win back my love after breaking her heart.... more than once?

This question is a repost of sorts, I have received some great feedback and I am looking for more. Here is the situation; I am a 33 year divorced father of 2 boys (ages 4 %26amp; 6) I have been raising them mostly on my own as my "baby mama" is a nut job. I was lucky enough to meet and fall in love with a wonderful woman. I had no intentions on looking for love after my divorce, I just wanted to be a daddy, but when you aren't looking love finds you. Anyway... We have been together for about a year and a half now and have only a few issues in our relationship. Most of them are the common everyday problems that arise in all relationships, we take great pride in our ability to communicate our concerns and solve the issues quickly.





The big one, a possible deal breaker is this: I have been very wishy washy when it comes to the number of children we would have if we were to marry. She has none of her own and at first I wanted no more. It caused us to split and she moved out of my house.

How do I win back my love after breaking her heart.... more than once?
honestly there might not be much you can do. but the best way to win her trust back is to be absolutely honest with her. i as a women know that you only have a certain amount of years to actually bear a child. seeing as how you say you are in you 30's, i am guessing that she is also. most women once they hit 28 are ready to have children. and you have to think. she is telling you that she wants this baby. which probably means that she will want to be the one caring for the child. she will probably only need you for a little financial and emotional help. you can't punish her for the way you ex did you. and if you let the past interfere with now, then you really need to let her go. time doesn't stay still. every month you let pass is precious time you could already have with a child that will love you forever.
Reply:Well she did not respect your feelings. Sounds like she want to trap you.
Reply:the point is you go forward with what you are doing. and never


go backward.
Reply:if u love this woman and are sincere, marry her, forget what was in your past and don't take it out on this one what your ex did. if u love her and want to keep her marry her and make it right with her, every woman wants children and a husband who loves her. u can proove it by your behavior, and actions.
Reply:if she's ready to try again, she'll be there. Just give it some time.


Try not to be wishy-washy with her any more.


Either you do or you don't want children
Reply:I don't think you're stable enough to be married and have more kids. And, I have to wonder if you're not getting off on playing this control game. Quite frankly, having a 4 and 6 year old is already a full-time job and more work and expense than most people want and can afford. And, you're thinking about possibly having 1 or 2 more? Why do I get the feeling you're just completely nuts?
Reply:I honestly don't think you're serious. I think you want your cake and you want to eat it too. I'm not going to try to make you feel bad or anything, cuz having kids is a big deal %26amp; if you don't want them, you don't want them BUT you've come to the same conclusion after breaking up MULTIPLE TIMES that you want kids, then suddenly change your mind after she gets back with you. You're going to do the exact same thing this time, history doesn't lie.


Wanna prove me, and more importantly your heartbroken ex girlfriend wrong?


Buy a ring, and have a prenuptual agreement put together - tell her she gets EVERYTHING if you back out again. That's pretty reassuring - and a very costly thing if you do decide to go chicken again.


Which one of these Cereals best describes you?

Nerds Cereal; Crazy Cow; Grins %26amp; Smiles %26amp; Giggles %26amp; Laughs; Wackies; Space Surfers; Good Friends; Lucky Charms; Fruit Loops; Banana Gone Nuts!; Curves; Freakies; Fruity Yummy Mummy; Morning Funnies; Wild Berry; Groovy Grahams; Mister Muscle; Nut %26amp; Honey; Harmony; Whipps; Tiger Power; Sweet Puffs; Heart to Heart; Mango Passion???

Which one of these Cereals best describes you?
because of Yahoo "grins %26amp; smiles " because you guys put a smile on my face daily :)☺☻♥
Reply:thanks but its true :) Report It

Reply:A combination of Wackies, Space Surfers, Bananas Gone Nuts, Freakies Fruit Loops an d Morning Funnies.
Reply:tiger power....





grrr?
Reply:lol!!!





i`d say it`s a toss up between Nut %26amp; Honey, Freakies and Morning Funnies!
Reply:Crazy Cow
Reply:where did you get all those names from??





id say morning funnieness cause i like to laugh non stop or nut and honey cause it sounds like my real breakfast Kruncky nut!
Reply:Grins %26amp; Smiles %26amp; Giggles %26amp; Laughs
Reply:mango passion curves and freakies
Reply:Lucky Charms
Reply:Count Dorkula!
Reply:Nut%26amp; Honey
Reply:lucky charms. be nice or else (jk).
Reply:Grins %26amp; Smiles %26amp; Giggles %26amp; Laughs
Reply:I'm all of them mixed together!
Reply:Fruit Loops.
Reply:"Curves!" =)
Reply:WOW! I totally remember Freakies! they tasted kinda hazelnutty and you could get little monster toys inside....Yeah thats me!

Taxes

What would happen if all I were to eat was cereal?

I eat A LOT of cereal. More than anything else I eat cereal and I eat yogurts but mainly cereal. I like Lucky Charms and Honey Nut Cheerios. What if all I ate was cereal?

What would happen if all I were to eat was cereal?
You'd turn into a fruit loop??
Reply:you bing off the walls from all that sugar
Reply:To be healthy you need a variety of foods. Cereal is fine but please add fruits, vegetables, and meats to your diet. If you don't, your health will suffer.
Reply:well if you eat special-k you can loose weight
Reply:You couldn't do it for long, you would miss important things in your diet, fiber, and proper amounts of vitamins, all of which you could supplement, but, you will get hungry for what your body needs so don't worry, you cannot just eat cereal without diminishing yourself. So please don't bother.
Reply:you lose weight and lack protein nutrients
Reply:well they say that you are what you eat....but you should get some fruit and veggies in there somewhere...and i like Cocoa Crispies...lol...


If you could only choose 5 breakfast cereals to eat for the rest of your life, what would they be?

mine would be:


1.) Lucky Charms


2.) Honey Nut Cheerios


3.) Corn Pops


4.) Frosted Flakes


5.) Golden Grahams

If you could only choose 5 breakfast cereals to eat for the rest of your life, what would they be?
golden grahams





trix





lucky charms





count chocula





and corn pops
Reply:cornflakes weetbix ricebubbles cocoapops special k
Reply:mine would be:


1. Cocoa Krispies


2. Fruit Loops


3. Cornflakes


4. Apple Jacks


5. Cheerios
Reply:POPS


Cherios


Fruit Loops


Corn Flakes


Frosted Flakes
Reply:cinnamon toast crunch


fruity pebbles


captain crunch


corn pops


banana nut crunch
Reply:1.) Chocolate Peanut Butter Pops YUM!!!


http://www2.kelloggs.com/Product/Product...


2.) Chocolate Chex


http://walmart.triaddigital.com/enhanced...


3.) Golden Grahams


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4.) Special K


http://www.specialk.com/


5.) Cherrios


http://www.cheerios.com/ourCereals/Cheer...





♥Great Poll!!! You get a star!!!♥
Reply:Special K Vanilla Almond


Select by Post--Cranberry Almond


Instant Quaker Oats---Maple and Brown Sugar


Multi grain Cheerios


Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Reply:frosted flakes


apple jacks


honey nut cherrios


honey bunches of oats (with the granola clusters)


cinnamon toast crunch
Reply:1. Honey Bunches of Oats


2. Frosted Mini Wheats


3. Golden Grahams


4. Lucky Charms


5. Cherrios.


Anyone hurt on a mechanical bull?

My buddy was on vacation with his wife. He decided to ride one of those mechanical bulls and was hurt. He was thrown up and came down hard on his nuts several times. He immediately doubled up in pain on the floor, and the line up for the bull ride scattered. The poor guy spent the next few days in the motel room with icepacks on his groin. Oddly enough he had some major size increase in his nuts, which turned his wife on....sadly he was too sore to do anything. The doctor who examined him said he'd be OK but was lucky that one or both nuts didn't "rupture". I don't know why his nuts went so big, but it wrecked his vacation......





Anybody else hurt like this?

Anyone hurt on a mechanical bull?
One threw me off the pin and i landed on the concrete! jeez those things are dangerous.


Still more Beanie Babies. want to know how much they are worth?

Scottie: no swing tag


Groovy


Fetch


Nibbles


Goldie: style# 4023


Legs: style# 4020


Valentino: style# 4058


1997 Teddy: style# 4200


Nuts


Wrinkles: style# 4103


Lucky: no swing tag


Scat


Nip: style# 4003


Chocolate: style# 4015


Daisy


Tank


Goochy


Stinky: style# 4017


Weenie: style# 4013


Slowpoke


Mystic: style# 4007. coarse (yarn) mane. iradescent horn


Gracie: style# 4126


Patti: style# 4025


Nibbly


Roam


Quackers


Millenium


Peace


Peace: style# 4053





some of these have stars on their tush tags. i was wondering if that meant anything significant.

Still more Beanie Babies. want to know how much they are worth?
Identify what generation beanie babies you have using the identification guide for tush tags and swing tags found at: http://www.pbbags.com/swingtushtags.shtm...





These prices are for beanies in pristine condition. If you are a smoker or have pets in your home (beanies have pet hair on them) the prices will be significantly less:


Mystic: style# 4007. coarse (yarn) mane. iradescent horn $6.95


Peace: style# 4053 $8.00


Peace $0.99-$35.00 (depending on color)


Millenium $0.99


Quackers $7.99


Roam $5.99


Nibbly $6.99


Patti: style# 4025 $4.95


Stinky: style# 4017 $2.25


Groovy $7.99


Goochy $5.99


Tank $4.99-$35.00 (depending on which one)


Gracie: style# 4126 $3.99


Slowpoke $6.99


Weenie: style# 4013 $4.99


Daisy $7.99


Chocolate: style# 4015 $1.99


Nip: style# 4003 $5.00


Scat $0.99


Wrinkles: style# 4103 $5.99


1997 Teddy: style# 4200 $3.00


Valentino: style# 4058 $7.99


Legs: style# 4020 $5.00


Goldie: style# 4023 $6.25


Nuts $7.99


Nibbles $1.99


Fetch $7.99





TY Beanies without swing tags generally are worth $0.00. Some people are willing to pay 95% of the original value for a beanie without a swing tag.


Scottie: no swing tag (or 95% of $6.99)


Lucky: no swing tag (or 95% of $9.99)
Reply:$200 the star means their rare
Reply:i used to collect beanie babies but now i just collect bears i know that if they are kept protected and not in ziplock bags but in acid free plastic boxes have tush and heart taga that are in real good shape some can be worth money it all depends on whether they are commons or rare and of course they say that an item is only worth what some will pay for it. iwouldn't look to get rich thats why i just stayed with th bears. i have 2 mellinium's one has correct spelling on both tush and heart one has misspelled on one tag there was also both tags misspelled which is rare if you got one of those that could be worth money. i also have a ronald reagan bb in commeration of the uss reagan. have fun collecting we don't have anywhere in my town to buy them anymore
Reply:Any object is worth only what you can find someone to pay you.


Check Ebay to see what the recent prices have been. I bet you'll get $3 - $16 for each.

boots

Is it okay to eat two bowls of ceareal if u are on a diet??

i ate two bowls of honey nut cherrios and lucky charms with soy milk!!

Is it okay to eat two bowls of ceareal if u are on a diet??
No! One bowl of milk and cereal is almost a meal on a weigh decreasing diet.
Reply:Well, Lucky Charms is a stretch... Cereal can be a great meal/snack when trying to stay on track with a diet. Try to limit it to one bowl of low sugar cereal daily, and you should do great.
Reply:Well, I wouldn't eat the Lucky Charms, because of the marshmallows and all of the fake stuff in it. However, I would eat the Honey Nut Cheerios and soy milk for breakfast. I had some store brand equivelant to Honey Nut Cheerios (two cups) and a a cup and a bit more of soy milk for breakfast this morning. Although, I think two bowls is a bit excessive.
Reply:It must be a high sugar diet!
Reply:yea cut back that is what dieting is all about you crazy fool! HAHA


Do you ever mix cereal when you eat it?

I couldn't decide which one I wanted, so I mixed honey nut cheerios and lucky charms.

Do you ever mix cereal when you eat it?
My brothers always mix cereal.


Mainly Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles.





It makes my mom so mad.
Reply:my dad used to do that when i was younger, he'd mix in both, wheaties and fruit loops dont go down well together.
Reply:NO
Reply:OMG yes i do that LOL


I mix kashi and cheerios lol


:-)
Reply:yep!!!
Reply:yep....apple jacks, froot loops %26amp; frosted flakes.....yum!


Help me out on this!?

hey does anyone remember the website, i think it was from millsberry, and it had games from like lucky charms, honey nut cherrios, cocoa puffs and other cereal brands. i remember it was something like my school rules .com? or your school rules? i just want to go back to it cuz i remember playing it and it was fun!

Help me out on this!?
postopia.com


Help me out on this!?

hey does anyone remember the website, i think it was from millsberry, and it had games from like lucky charms, honey nut cherrios, cocoa puffs and other cereal brands. i remember it was something like my school rules .com? or your school rules? i just want to go back to it cuz i remember playing it and it was fun!

Help me out on this!?
pillsbury, or nabisco games? i play alot of nabisco games.
Reply:i'm a little late but i think postopia.com? Report It

Reply:or millsberry.com Report It


art

Is the NHL (Teams, Managers, Players) worried that Canadian money is almost AT PAR these days??

I live right near the U.S. border and just this afternoon, at a Canadian bank, they were only going to give me 1.035 cents for a U.S. dollar. 3.5% exchange rate!! That is just nuts! We're lucky to find places that will give 5% or 10%. How will this affect contracts, etc.?

Is the NHL (Teams, Managers, Players) worried that Canadian money is almost AT PAR these days??
i think if anything, its better for the league, becuase now teams like edmonton and calgary, who dont have a lot of money, can evenly compete with teams like detroit and new york on the open market.
Reply:Contracts have been in US dollars for quite some time, so it will help the economics of Canadian based teams, not just in the NHL, but basketball and baseball teams that have cross-border travel and accomodation costs as well.
Reply:It makes it easier for the Canadian teams to not earn in low Canadian dollars while paying out in high US dollars.. For American teams it won't make much of a difference, some travel costs to Canada may be higher. Nothing more.
Reply:I agree with Puck. Analysts are saying that the US dollar won't dominate the Loonie again until the end of 2007. This isn't enough time to move a hockey team, but it definitely helps.
Reply:Most contracts are in US dollars, the salary cap is set in US dollars if the canadian dollar continues to rise it will benift the canadian teams because there gate revenue is in canadian dollar.


Skateboard setup help???

element helium deck


lucky ricers


lucky bolts and nuts


independent trucks


element wheels


red bones bearings








is this a good setup?

Skateboard setup help???
if your going to get lucky stuff, just get lucky bearings there AWSOME! get tensor trucks or thunders. get ricta or bones STF wheels. and don;t get risers unless you are riding vert. oh and don't get a element deck, helium decks are thinner meaning if you board slide, after a while, its gonna snap faster. just go and get a zero or a PLAN b OR A SHOP DECK
Reply:nope element sucks....red bones sucks.....element wheels sucks....i have almost impact board,lucky bearings,spitfire wheels and phantom 2 trucks.
Reply:Go Brad.. Go Brad... it's your birthday....


What is your favorite cereal?

Mine is cinnamon toast crunch, grape nuts, frosted flakes, corn flakes, honey nut cheerios, lucky charms, apple jacks, and frosted mini wheats!

What is your favorite cereal?
I didn't think it was possible, but we actually agree on something. I love cinnamon toast crunch, lucky charms, apple jacks, frosted flakes, and frosted mini wheats. Corn flakes and honey nut cheerios aren't bad either. Never tried grape nuts, though.





I think my all-time favorite, though, was the cocoa crispies with marshmalows in them at halloween.





____


I may just have to try the grape nuts given your taste in cereal. A fair bit better than your taste in politics if you ask me :)
Reply:Count Chocula. I miss Freakies, though.
Reply:Man you like sugar!!!!





I prefer Kashi's 7 grain.
Reply:Stone-ground 7-Grain Oats
Reply:Apple Jacks
Reply:honey smacks cuz i eat it dry and its only 100 calories!
Reply:My favorite cereal they don't make anymore. It was a cinnamon cereal with the Swedish chef from the Muppets on the box. Now days I like frosted mini wheats.
Reply:Cookie Crisp!!!





It is the best!
Reply:You know, I don't mean to be a stickler here, but you asked for "your favorite cereal", this implies you must choose one and only one...you rattled off about 8, so my question for you is what is your ultimate favorite out of all your favorites?? Oh...I don't really like cereal all too much, I feel pressured to eat it quickly because if you don't, it gets soggy and inedible...I like to take my time with food.
Reply:Life cereal and/or honey bunches of oats with bananas
Reply:cookie crisp
Reply:cookie crisp
Reply:I ♥ cinamon toast crunch. It's awesome.
Reply:Granola.... and no, I am not a bandanna-wearing tree hugger. But, I am a vegetarian.





I was hoping to make petcreatures78's day by finding her cereal for sale online, but alas, it is no more. But, maybe it will make you a little happier to know it was called "Croonchy Stars".


Sr22 ques.?

i went to the dmv to get my lic. but they told me i had to get a sr22 thing because i've gotten pulled over in my dads car without insurence . well i went to local insurance place and got one. in between the girls mumbling at the insurence place i heard 4 weeks for the state to process the SR22 thing. it's been 4 weeks already, should i go or have i should of have gone a long time a go ? AND


what will i need also need on my visit to the dmv?


oh i'm 19, male and i've never taken a driving class although i've been driving w/out a license since i was 15 and i studied the rules of the road book like a squirrel on a nut. lucky me only gotten caught 2 by the police(small town)

Sr22 ques.?
The agent will give you a copy of your sr-22 filing just take it into the dmv and have one of the clerks put it in the system and GET A RECIEPT! for the filing, also ask the clerk if there is anything else that you will need to reinstate your drivers license such as fees or anything else. You can check to see if your license is suspended by calling 1-916-657-7780 you will get a busy signal but just keep calling till you get through
Reply:you could have went to dmv the same day you got the sr 22 to you just have to show dmv copy or have insurance company fax it to that office.
Reply:Good resources for SR22 Insurance Filing listed below.

movie theatre

Am i damn lucky or am i into trouble?

i had been invited by my 2 lesbian housemates to watch them have sex few times...watch only..nothing more. Sometime its kinda like an insult to my manhood and i kinda feel feel like total nerd and nut. Nevertherles, it was damn fun watching..what do ya think.

Am i damn lucky or am i into trouble?
Dude.. did u make a video.... ha ha
Reply:i think your NUTS.
Reply:Evidently you helped them with their sex life. Whatever trips your trigger.
Reply:oh my god
Reply:You are one lucky bastard. Next time just take out your stick and tell them to touch it, i am sure they will love the hardness and be willing to try it out
Reply:lol its like porn thats better than hd haha but you should get in it sun
Reply:One time to try it out, cool... but I wouldn't keep doing it.
Reply:dude,u are in trouble.pls go rent a porn and stop killing urself.
Reply:IT SOUNDS BETTER THEN WATCHING A PORNO


IF THEY DON'T LET YOU JOIN IN JUST STAND THERE


DROP YOUR PANTS AND START HAVING YOUR OWN FUN IN


FRONT OF THEM
Reply:sex is suppose to be private between two consenting adults... why would you even want to watch??? how could you ever look at your roommates again when they have no pride in themselves and want to make a show out of something that is personal and suppose to be beautiful... i think you need to find new roommates...
Reply:Sounds like they just needed some idiot to come watch them so they could feel hot and important.
Reply:i think you should have joined the action loser
Reply:you are a lucky man... enjoy it and eventually im more then sure they'll let you join them...


If Bush proposed an end to term limits and took steps to stay in the whitehouse would the left go Nuts?

And now that Chavez is doing it will the left finally stop embracing him and cuddling him every time they get a chance? Wheres Penn now? Does he have anything to say about his buddy undoing democracy in his country. Is this proof the left wants to rid America of the inconvenience of democracy? They have said publicly he is a great man and they would rather live under his leadership than the elected leadership of the US. If thats true why dont they pull all thier money out of the safety of Americas capitalist banking system and move it into Chavez banks. I would love to see what he would do with all that money. Build himself another palace and if Penn was lucky he could be the gardener. Anyone else have any thoughts on this great letist icon.

If Bush proposed an end to term limits and took steps to stay in the whitehouse would the left go Nuts?
I understand Cindy Sheehan still has his picture on her pillow every night.





Seriously, if anyone still thinks this loon is Pro-democracy, they need to have their heads examined!
Reply:The left already ARE nuts because they already believe that Bush will declare martial law and extend his stay in the White House indefinately.
Reply:Probably. But Bush is a Republican, hence anathema, while Chavez hates the US, so is a hero.
Reply:HELL YES!!! not another 4 years with him!!!!!
Reply:The left has always been nuts.
Reply:I dont think it would just be the left I think pretty much everyone would be upset -
Reply:your commentary is absolutely correct. To answer this most excellent question let me divide my answer. This answer is to the concept of living under chavez rule.


1. The Left wouldn't go nuts because they have such a hatred of Bush they consider anyone better than him. This kind of thinking proves their irrationality in thier thought processes. What it proves is they are people who know little "facts" but study propoganda and will believe what the left tells them


2. They wouldn't go nuts because chavez hates America.


the cornerstone of all radical left movements. To see America a nation not designed for socialism and the like be turned into that is what the left long for


3. To answer the first part. Yes they the left would go nuts if bush did it. But thats only cause he is conservative let a lefto nut like chavez do this and he is a patriot to them


they do need to move their arses on down to chavez land


let them see the socialism fate
Reply:You know there is a different set of standards for conservatives and leftist worldwide. If Bush were to do this there would be worldwide condemnation.





But the British left wing rag The Guardian could not wait to be Chavez' apologist.


My yard is filled with odd looking snails with long, skinny shells. My neighbor says I am lucky.?

My neighbor has asked if he can collect some of these snails to put in his garden. Now I have several neighbors also asking for snails from my yard. They call them killer snails %26amp; they attact %26amp; kill the bad snails %26amp; slugs that eat their plants. I have so many I'm glad to see them go. Are all my neighbors nuts? I never heard of killer snails. But unlike my neighbors, my yard is free from the regular brown snails and I haven't seen a slug in months. Can anyone tell me about "killer snails"? Or should i have the men in white coats come and toss nets over my neighbors %26amp; hall them off to the funny farm?

My yard is filled with odd looking snails with long, skinny shells. My neighbor says I am lucky.?
PREDACEOUS SNAIL, Rumina decollata. The DECOLLATE SNAIL, Re: Killer Snail is a non toxic, biological control of the brown snail and slugs found in most warmer area yards and gardens. Smaller then it's favor ate food, the brown garden snail and with a different look, a long, thin brown shell, chows down on the eggs of other molluse species. (it does NOT attact %26amp; kill full grown snails. You still must help the killers get a foot in your garden by hand picking all the adults you can find) Don't use snail baits, they kill the killers too. Only draw back is when they do such a good job getting rid if the bad snails %26amp; slugs they often turn to munching on small seedlings for a source of food. Also, it's against the law to release decollate snails outside Imperial, Los Angeles, Orange,Riverside, San Brenardino, Santa Barbara, Ventura or San Diego Counties in California.


So skip the men with the white coats unless you want to share your snails with them? Go ahead %26amp; share 'um with your neighbors, but make sure you save some for yourself. Funny thing... as I am typing this I see several of my own killer snails charging (bad choice if words) across my deck heading toward my shrubs for dinner. I still see an occasional brown snail, but I've been slugless for years
Reply:Nope, it's all true. People pay for those!! Consider yourself lucky and grow anything snails normally feast on. I can tell you right now I'd be with your neighbors asking if I could have some. Just don't give them all away.
Reply:maybe you should try to breed and sell them! Just keep them well fed so they multiply a lot and then sell off the big ones..
Reply:Unlike most snails, Euglandina rosea is a meat eater! It's even been known to eat other Euglandina rosea, earning its nickname the 'Cannibal Snail.'


Ugh...I love this girl, then I find out she's with someone else! It's driving me nuts! How can get over it?

I began having a crush on this girl since the first weeks of high school. I met her in the school bus, she loves the same music as I do, same movies, and I taught her how to play the guitar. Each day began loving her with her wit and charms





On the day I was gonna ask her out, it tore me up as it was also the day I met her boyfriend shes been with since 8th grade (were sophomores). I cant even pretend to be ok. He is a nice (and really lucky) guy too, and she deserves him, and Im happy for her





Now my life isnt really in a good place right now, and the thought of her gives me a reason to wake up in the morning and forget how screwed up my life is. Now it usually takes me atleast two weeks to get over a crush, but geez its been 7 months!!! It cant be lust coz I dont fantisize about her...that way. She's in my bus, 4 of my classes, and has no idea how much im faking to be happy coz Im wounded deep inside knowing she, of all people, is taken. Should I tell her or how do I get over it?

Ugh...I love this girl, then I find out she's with someone else! It's driving me nuts! How can get over it?
I know how you feel and i have been there before...i found the best thing to do is start talking to someone else...i know many people will tell you there are many fish in the sea but i can tell just by what you've writen that you are a unique fish :p you are a kind caring person able to realize that she's with someone and you respect that. Many men arent like that. As much as i think she deserves to know what and who she is missing out on i dont think you should tell her your feelings until and if her and her current boyfriend break up, only so you dont embarass yourself. If you truly feel she might leave her boyfriend then all the power to you. I hope all goes well...
Reply:You should of told her earlier....


but you could still tell her about your feelings, if you are really close to her or just close....


and maybe she'll feel the same way about you...

Hair

Please help me out ladies. I think this may be the lucky month. 2days late for AF & this has never happend!?

I am 2 days late and this has never happened before in 12 years. I am always a steady 27 or 28 days cycle. I used OPK's and cm to pinpoint ovulation and BD all around that BFP OPK. I am now cycle day 30 and I am getting a bit excited although 4 days ago I had a BFN. My engine just went in my car and I can not make it to the store for a couple of days until I get my car fixed. Right now, I am just waiting for AF. I should be able to get to the store for more tests in 2 days but am going nuts right now. I have no symptoms of being pregnant except that my BB's are sooo very sore, even more than my usual AF symptom. Also no other AF signs! I always have intense cramps the day before and the days of AF but none. What do you think? Could it be even though I had a BFN 4 days ago? Thank you in advance for your information!

Please help me out ladies. I think this may be the lucky month. 2days late for AF %26amp; this has never happend!?
Can't anyone else go get a test for you? The waiting would make me crazy!!! Good luck, hope it's true!





And if it is... congrats :)


Why are people so quick to generalize conspiracy theories and calls them nuts?

Is it not true that all throughout history we have had conspiracy's? Have we solved them all? Theories are not a bad thing either, in fact where would since be without them?


We are brought up to believe some Theories as if they were facts. We are also brought up to believe lies and distortions.





For one to claim they do not believe in conspiracy theories is to claim that either humanity is all loving and no one means any bad, or no one is clever enough or lucky enough to be able to catch people who make plans for unethical or immoral purposes.

Why are people so quick to generalize conspiracy theories and calls them nuts?
“People who believe that there is no major world conspiracy which involves a small number of people manipulating humanity through a hierarchical structure of control toward a New World Order, all have one identical factor in common. They have, in actual fact, not looked genuinely into the abundance of well-researched information on world conspiracy to see if there is one!“ ~ David Icke





"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way." ~ FDR





“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." And "History is decided by the winners." ~ Napoleon Bonaparte





Call me a Conspiracy Theorist if you call everyone else a Coincidence Theorist. But no, only conspiracies are "theories", well. That and Evolution. If this is Intelligent Design, what is a BAD idea? I keep seeing all these so-called journalists barking at Conspiracy Theorists who think anything the government or the rich do could be less than benign. You might get away with criticizing the government for stupidity or incompetence, but if you even hint at intent or intelligent design on their part, you¹re a Conspiracy Theorist!





Skeptical individuals who refuse to accept the government's version of reality are frequently and popularly demonized throughout the media as crazed "conspiracy theorists." Therefore, these individuals, despite their accurate perceptions and research acuity, not only lack credibility, but are to be scorned by the majority of the programmed population. As soon as the two words "conspiracy" and "theory" are linked in the same sentence, people automatically adopt a critical position. Haven't we been warned by the New World Order's most obedient "public servant" himself?: "Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th; malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty." ~ Bush





Although referring to nations instead of individuals, Bush said: "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." In essence, through subtle insinuation, we either agree with the government's position or we are an enemy. However, the most outrageous, incredulous "conspiracy theories" are those contrived and aggressively propagated by the government. Sadly, these Federal Fairtytales are widely accepted by the majority, even those who consider themselves well-informed and intelligent.





Of course you could just take recent headlines and imagine saying them, say, even a year before they broke in the New York Times or the Washington Post, and who would have believed you then? There you are before 9/11 claiming the President is deliberately manipulating intelligence reports to sell a war with lies. The President has asked the NSA to start wiretapping citizens getting or making calls with someone suspect of being a terrorist abroad, and won¹t reveal the mechanism that allows the NSA to find such people, that's Top Secret.





The President and the intelligence agencies have the names of potential terrorists; they suspect they are "suicide hijackers". They know their method of attack is using planes as weapons and the specific terrorist targets include the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and the Capitol, and they have prepared to defend themselves against just such an attack. They have also gotten warnings from past and current National Security Advisors and many foreign intelligence agencies and leaders about the timing and imminence of such attacks.





The President got a clear warning about Osama bin Laden planning attacks inside the US on August 6 and they never warned us. Colin Powell has told all the surrounding countries that the US would invade Afghanistan that October back in July, 2001, before any terrorist attacks have happened.





During the Nuremburg trials, Hermann Göring said, “The common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”





I sound like a bulging-eyed slavering conspiracy beast, my grimy broken claws grasping your collar as I wheeze into your ear ~"You HAVE to listen!" The thing is, though, in real fact every sentence above is based on hard truth and people were blowing those whistles even back then. The President's NSA, Pentagon and FBI surveillance implements a complete control of the media policy to keep the truth from outing. These media ties are long standing. David Rockefeller said, “We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during these years. But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto determination practiced in past centuries.”





The vast majority of human beings dislike and actually dread all notions with which they are not familiar. Hence it comes about that at their first appearance innovators have generally been persecuted, and always derided as fools and madmen.





There are two ways of looking at history: "the conspiracy theory of history" or "the accidental theory of history." Either circumstances are premeditated and controlled or they are accidental and coincidental. Those who make an effort to critically study history and read the founding documents and evaluate legislative activity, quickly reject the accidental theory of history. Consequently they are frequently ridiculed by uninformed, apathetic, eye-rolling friends and relatives who happily prefer not to acknowledge reality, perhaps supposing superiority over those they deem excessively gullible. Or that somehow, their arrogant ignorance will spare them any calamitous consequences.





Sorry babes, ignorance is NOT always bliss. It takes strength of character to face the sarcasm and denial and nastiness many theorists receive every day, yet still come from enough love and conviction to carry on.





The greater the lie the more easily it is swallowed by the gullible public. The more popular, emotionally comfortable, however preposterous, "accidental theory of history" requires no effort and no responsible, rational response thus allowing individuals to maintain their heads-buried-in-the-sand, sheep-like mentality. Political writer James Baldwin said, "People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state of innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster."





This is where the mental manipulation and mind control of a nation and the individuals within it has been shaped into a high art form by the U. S. of A. Between the media, the spin, and education and social conditioning from infancy, how could one expect it to be any other way? Until a few of the sheeple begin to look around and see the wolves slinking in their midst begin to bleat out the truths. The flock prefers to eat grass and ignore the wolves.





Nevertheless, further examination should generate some very conspicuous questions, the first of which might be: why do allegedly well-meaning articulate, intelligent, public servants (AKA: government officials), who supposedly represent America's best interests, make conscious decisions that repetitively produce the exact same horrifically deadly results for America? They are either incredibly stupid, grossly inefficient or they have compromised whatever values and decency they once had and do not represent America's best interests. Look at the evidence!





One would assume, given the law of averages, that we would have a reasonable number of successes. However, the following circumstances greatly suggest that there are numerous, nay an absolute multitude, of freedom-destroying, anti-America coincidences, as follows:





Since the Civil War, the government has unconstitutionally committed citizens to war, some prolonged and catastrophic, all taking life, massive amounts of money, our liberties and most undeclared by Congress. These imperialistic-like wars are associated with control of people and resources. In every case, America thought it came out ahead. We have manned military bases throughout the world. We engage in preventative war ~ the strongest military country in the world starts a war to prevent others from starting a war? The object of war is war! But then you all knew that, didn’t you, boys and girls?





The government has relinquished American troops to serve under the U.N. We allegedly bomb foreigners into democracy for their own good. The government engages in serialized nation building in other countries and furnishes expensive aid to purported enemies via our tax dollars. The government siphons foreign aid dollars from our pockets into the personal pockets of U.S. installed dictators, friendly to big business. The Shah, Saddam, bin Laden, Hitler, the Saudis, and that is just the Middle East for starters!





The CIA (Corporate Interest Agency) aggressively arranges foreign regime changes friendlier to so-called U.S. interests ~ translation: big business. The CIA is a shadow government, the operating arm of the CFR, isolated and immune from any oversight by Congress or the populace. It is Poppa Bush’s baby and has been from the get go. It dictates a substantial portion of this country's foreign, economic and military policy from a place not accessible to the will of a free people properly armed with facts. To be honest, no American would be proud of the CIA if they knew the truths of its activities.





The U.S. government pays an ever-increasing number of private mercenary corporations and multinational military contractors, closely associated friends of the administration, like the Vinnell Corporation, MPRI, DynCorp, Blackwater USA, or Brown and Root (KBR), a spin-off of Halliburton. There are many things that enlisted citizens will not carry out against foreign strangers or American citizens. These troops, mainly the Blackwater Boys, were employed during the aftermath of Katrina as well.





Congress regularly gives themselves healthy pay increases in addition to excessive perks and huge pensions. Public servants ~ hired by the voters! There has been a huge influx of deep-pocketed, successful lobbyists. The Elites escape criminal punishment for a plethora of criminal activities, including sex crimes and fleecing of millions of decent Americans. Regular people are prosecuted and incarcerated for dissent and speaking the truth, politicians go to rehab. The nobility easily arranges the imprisonment of whistleblowers, income tax protestors and other patriots. Public servants apparently have complete contempt for the Constitution despite their pledges to uphold it. Presidents use Executive Orders and Presidential Directives to circumvent the Constitution. FEMA gives selective response to national emergencies ~ 9/11, Katrina.





Do these lines by the glorious leader Bush not make you think again? "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." ~"I do not need to explain why I say things. ~ That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."





There are deliberate, documented massive voting irregularities to ensure that the "right" people govern the masses. Jeb Bush had 57,000 voters purged from the roles of certain Florida counties just prior to the 2000 elections. It is history now that the software used to fabricate election results is in common use around the world, courtesy of the CIA. Bush, unrestrained by congress, declared himself to be dictator on May 9, 2007 which gives him the authority to declare any circumstance a national emergency which would enable him to commandeer control of all transportation, communications, food supplies, and to declare Marital Law. Meanwhile, simmering on the surface are the “subtle” cues from media, preparing the populace for another major terrorist attack in the very near future.





Congress gave complete control of all U.S. currency to private banks, namely the Vatican, the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers. The Federal Reserve, not a part of the government, controls our economy through inflation and deflation and charges us interest to use the worthless, un-backed paper they print whenever public servants regularly overspend the budget for war and projects in an effort to remain popular and stay in power. The federal government unconstitutionally extracts a yearly income tax on YOUR labour to pay the interest on their popularity projects. The government is selling public property ~ U.S. infrastructure, bridges, roads and ports to multinational investors who assume total control. Congress refuses to exercise oversight over the numerous, long-term outrageous overpayments to the government-friendly military/industrial complex.





On February 2, 2007, the government made the following claim: "Today, The Government Released New Jobs Figures ~ 111,000 Jobs Created In January: Since August 2003, more than 7.4 million jobs have been created ~ more jobs than the European Union and Japan combined. Over half a million jobs (513,000) have been added in the past three months alone. Our economy has now added jobs for 41 straight months, and the unemployment rate remains low at 4.6 percent." What jobs ~ working for homeland security or FEMA? The government does not produce anything but a money-guzzling bureaucracy ~ no tangible, marketable product that would generate actual economic growth!





In January 2007 Motorola announced that they were cutting 3500 jobs and then again on May 30, 2007 they announced the cutting of an additional 4000 jobs. On May 31, 2007 Dell announced that they were cutting off 8800 jobs by the end of the year. Due to phony trade agreements, high tech jobs, as well as others, are outsourced while America imports cheap labor disguised as a guest worker program, unsupported by the majority of U.S. citizens. And then there is Walmart with its agenda of destroying the small businessman and ordinary people whilst globalizing their manufacturing division to enhance their profit margin.





Privately owned farms and ranches have been taken over by huge government-friendly corporations who care little about the land or animals under their control. Everything is based on profit. The few remaining independent farmers are routinely restrained by government regulations affecting their control over their own property. In addition many have been sued by huge multinational companies who have inconceivably seized government patents on a gradually diminishing variety of natural products. Each time there is a terrorist attack on the agriculture business (mad cow, e coli, bird flu, etc.) the individual farmer is weakened both financially and in reputation.





Surely chickens from a state farm with greater sanitation is better than a chicken who actually, (shudder) runs around outside and sings to the sunrise! They eat live bugs n stuff!! Gross. The majority of our food is produced and under the control of a few government-friendly multinational corporations. This is a very serious threat for it gives these people control of our food supply. That lovely man, Kissinger said, “Who controls the food controls the people; who controls the power controls nations; who controls money controls the world.” This is serious.





There has been an explosive growth of catastrophic, deadly diseases, treated with equally deadly remedies designed to greatly enhance the bottom line of huge pharmaceutical corporations who just happen to employ successful lobbyists. We have descended into a dependent pill popping society. Profit-producing treatment, therefore increasingly expensive and unavailable to a huge segment of the population, has been touted as the preferred medical methodology instead of natural remedies, including the body's own immune system. In fact our immune systems have been sorely compromised.





There are legal and illegal drugs ~ both frequently produce incredibly similar dependency and reactions. They are both controlled, expensive and purport to be from different sources. Someone is making lots of profit. Despite millions of dollars ostensibly spent on the war on drugs, countless Americans, now in every income bracket, are addicted to illegal drugs ~ many of which flow through our unprotected southern border. Drugged-up, distracted Americans don't demand accountability from, or for that matter even acknowledge, an out-of-control centralized tyrannical government. And again, the CIA is frequently mentioned in these problems, not as the solution but the source of them!





The elite, particularly installed government officials, have no reservations about extracting or using huge profits from the mind altering, stupor-producing drug addictions, self-inflicted or otherwise, of others for their personal fortunes or to enable the CIC to finance covert operations around the world. Some of the biggest eastern establishment fortunes were made during the 1800s opium wars. Drugs produce mega profits, flourish in certain climates, have universal appeal, and facilitate the efficient globalization towards the New World Order. As well the incredible cornucopia of psychological drugs that are quickly enslaving the minds of everyone who has a problem of any sort! Aldous Huxley was quite bang on when he predicted, “





It must be a coincidence that the Senate vote to restore the Patriot Act came the day after they were locked in the basement of a Senate building for three hours because of a sensor alarm indicating a chemical agent attack, right? Coincidentally, on the eve of the initial passage of the Patriot Act envelopes with anthrax arrived in the offices of the two main Senate opponents of that Act and scared the bejesus out of Congress?





The difference between accidental or planned history It¹s about whole ways of looking at the world as benign or malignant. After all, how many coincidences does it take to convince you believe in a conspiracy? (Conspiracy means two or more people engaged in secret plans to do something illegal). Even the left admits there are SOME conspiracies, but they all get exposed and crushed immediately because the people in power HATE them, and someone eventually spills them to the media. So, back to my point, how many coincidences does it take to make a conspiracy? I’ve been collecting them. I haven¹t put enough on the plate yet? OK, here¹s two more. Brother, can you paradigm?





For some naïve people, the world and the government will never be anything but benign at heart, with maybe a few screw-ups by well-intentioned people, but certainly nothing really evil, secret, well-planned and successful. They really believe our “elected officials” are here to help us. That might have been the case in some long ago land, but certainly no such people come to mind for the last while. Someone would talk! Well they ARE! That is how I know about it. Never mind that the good die trying to make change. Goebbels uttered these cold words, “We enter parliament in order to supply ourselves, in the arsenal of democracy, with its own weapons. If democracy is so stupid as to give us free tickets and salaries for this bear's work that is its affair. We do not come as friends, or even as neutrals. We come as enemies. As the wolf bursts into the flock, so we come.”





Conspiracy operates by way of a hidden, mystic hand. Some people can’t look at a tree, for fear of missing THE FOREST. Meanwhile, theorists, those without a personal agenda to prove, impartially study the trees, their branches, even their entwined roots, they make up THE FOREST. Ishmael Reed says in Mumbo Jumbo, "The real history of the world is a history of competing conspiracies."





We seem to have no problem compiling REAL coincidences when it comes to prejudices against groups we dislike and disdain, or are taught to hate. They can be ascribed malign intent in a nanosecond. “THOSE PEOPLE!” So, the powerless are really evil and the powerful are benign? In fact, we make excuses for them all the time. The Vietnam war was just a policy mistake; the war on Iraq ~ misguided but in the end worth it; the use of 9/11 to gut the Constitution and create a dual-legal system is just overreaching in a crisis. They didn't really mean it. They have only our best interests at heart!





How many genocides does it take to make a fascist? How many war lies to make a dictator? How much theft to make a Senator? How much bad result does it take to suggest a bad intent? Is it that if they did mean it, we’re REALLY in trouble and have to act? How many distortions did it take to erase History? George Orwell said, “Actions are held to be good or bad, not on their own merits, but according to who does them. There is almost no kind of outrage~~torture, imprisonment without trial, assassination, the bombing of civilians~~which does not change its moral color when it is committed by our side. The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”





How many conspiracies did it take to make you believe in coincidence?





The political paralysis in America is based on the fact that we are allowed to BELIEVE anything but to KNOW nothing. Belief is the easiest of all methods aimed at finding the TRUTH, it takes almost no work and lots of prejudice. "I have a right to my opinion" now replaces the necessity to inform that opinion. Intellectual debate and growth are reduced to one single word now ~ "Whatever!" Post-literate, post historical, post-logical, post-methodical, we are a nation of BELIEVERS. On a common sense, universal scale, wearing such blinders makes us THEORISTS look rational.





Try to get your head around this profound insight of Thomas Merton in 1936, the same year the revelation but not the light was coming to Herr Goering: "If America fights Hitler, it will become Hitler." Whatever could he have meant? He must have been a Conspiracy Theorist, way back then.
Reply:It depends on the conspiracy. I have found that many conspiracies use partial truths or spin the truth to make what they say 'sound' like something is going on. I stopped believing in conspiracies when I was able to convince my friends that Bush wasn't doing anything about Dihydrogen monoxide, a 'very' dangerous substance, (actually its water). Check out www.dhmo.org a very good site listing the dangers of water, they don't lie, just tell the truth so you believe it their way. Conspiracy theorists do this very well, they also don't like it when you question their 'findings'.
Reply:Of course there are conspiracies in history. Even though its tough to prove exactly what happened to JFK, I believe there could be something to the conspiracy to kill him. Now 9/11, I really can't buy that one at all. I believe that that one is completely fueled by a hatred for Bush and nothing else.
Reply:It's true.
Reply:My only experience with such is that I was an eye witness to the JFK assassination. I know what I heard and I know what I saw (from an very good vantage point). Yet some of the "theories" are amazing and simply can't be true based upon my own observations. Oswald, acting alone, on that day fired three shots from the Texas School Book Depository and killed Kennedy (period). Was there a conspiracy? I don't know, but if there was it was either before or after the fact - not during. There were not multiple shooters and there is no credible evidence that there was. Yet, it goes on and on. Factual conspiracies have happened and continue to, but largely I think such "theories" are born more out of the desire to lay blame where it doesn't belong or to blame those who are not responsible. i.e., Hillary's "Vast right wing conspiracy," etc.
Reply:The answer lies within the question itself. Conspiracy "theories." Theories by definition are just hypotheticals. They sound scientific and Americans aren't educated in science so everyone distrusts it. So if you want to go around talking about theories, get ready for some heat.
Reply:, they are anti-Americans , that people have a hidden agenda, they control Bush
Reply:Conspiracy theories are easy answers to difficult questions.
Reply:Remember Bill and Monaca? And then Hillary said it was a "vast right-wing conspiracy"? Well?
Reply:Because if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a tin-foil-hat wearing nutjob moonbat.


Here are five riddles and ten points for a lucky somebody. Who can answer them?

The first person to get all five right gets ten points.





1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.


When I'm not well, I drip.


When you force air out of me, you feel good.





2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.


Your tongue gets me off.


People sometimes lick my nuts





3. I assist a foundation of a place.


Sometimes big balls hang from me.


I'm called a big swinger.





4. When I go in I cause pain.


I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.


I can fill your hole.





5. If I miss, I hit your bush.


It's my job to stuff your box.


When I come, it's news.

Here are five riddles and ten points for a lucky somebody. Who can answer them?
1. Nose


2. Peanut Butter


3. Crane


4. Dentist


5. Newpaper boy
Reply:1. nose


2. peanut butter with chunks


3. crane with construction ball


4. dentist


5. newspaper person
Reply:1: a nose.


2: peanut butter


3: baseball bat


4: instrament used by dentists to fill cavities


5: The mail man in the mail truck
Reply:I have no idea what numbers three and four are, but the answers I figured were:





1. A nose


2. Peanut butter


5. Newspaper
Reply:I am not really sure.... but I think that the 2 is peanutbutter the chuncky kind...... but do you even know the answer to these??? if you don't It's not fair to ask them.....
Reply:sex???lol im wrong..im wondering what the answers r though...
Reply:1- a nose


2-peanut butter


3-wrecking crane


4-dentist


5-newspaper
Reply:I don't want to get deleted...
Reply:1. Nose, 2. Peanut Butter, 3. Crane , 4. Dentist, 5. Paper Delivery Boy
Reply:these riddles sound wrong
Reply:1. nose


2. peanut butter


3. branch of a tree


4. dentist


5. newspaper
Reply:1. nose


2. peanut butter


3. bell


4. dentist


5. newspaper delivery boy
Reply:1.nose


2.penut butter


3.wrecking crane


4.dentist


5.newspaper delivery person
Reply:Hm...


1. A nose


2. Peanut butter?


3. One of those big ball things that knock buildings over


4. A dentist


5. The newspaper carrier





You're kind of a naughty girl.
Reply:1.a nose


2.peanut butter


3.a crane


4.dentist


5.newspaper boy
Reply:1. nose


2. peanut butter


3. beam


4. dentist


5. newpaper








yeah, i know, long shots


Girls, have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts?

if so why, do you think your lucky you dont have balls?

Girls, have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts?
yes! he made a comment about my breasts!





so while he was laughing i kicked him in the balls...





and after seeing him in that much pain... i am sooooo glad i don't have those things...
Reply:no even i wudent sink tht low
Reply:No, not deliberately, I think I hit someone there accidentally once and I tried one time in school but missed, LOL.
Reply:i did to my friend on accident we were playin football and was about to pass me the ball and i slipped and my foot flew up and smack in the middle......he jus fell frozed screamin n cryin.....








but it hurts when it happen to us....not pretty site





after seein that im glad im nt a guy








but i did it on perpose to a guy cuz he pinched my boob......................god it hurts and i kicked him but i didnt feel bad .
Reply:no, lucky enough not to be in that position to do that to a guy ☺
Reply:i have but thats because they usually like to squeze(spelling?lol) or punch you in the breast which hurts super bad
Reply:hehehe... nice question...


well, recently my sister has just smashed my balls using an alloy baseball bat(accidentally)... arrgghh, i fell i'm gonna die there, or i thought i lose my balls, while she's laughing so hard... so girls are pretty lucky they don't have balls...
Reply:NO, whenever i see it happen it doesn't seem very pleasant


sorry, but i think girls have it worse than that in general!
Reply:yup

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