When I was in elementary school, I was fortunate to have excellent teachers who taught me how to read, (and I love to read) and proper hygiene %26amp; manners. I had music teachers from 2nd through 8th grade who taught me to love music %26amp; how to sing, (I have a broad interest in music). In 7th grade my geography teacher, who was also a mountain climber and explorer, instilled in me a love for the outdoors and nature (I love to mountain hike). From 2nd grade through 5th, my gym teachers raised my self esteem and self confidence and taught me how to be a better athlete than I already was,(I've always been active in athletics and coaching), and I'm a history nut because my history teachers made learning history fun and interesting. Most of my teachers were very good to me and were good at their job. They had a more profound effect on my life than my own parents. Do you folks feel the same way about your teachers as I, or was I just one of the lucky ones? Feel free 2 thank your teachers here.
My teachers are my heroes~ care to know why?
Absolutely, my parents were abusive and neglectful and if it hadn't been for a few outstanding teachers i would have given up a long time ago. Thanks to them I have an appreciation of art, history, culture and science and now have a fulfilling career in welfare - so yes and a huge thanks to all the teachers doing there thing out there - you're all worth millions :)
Reply:BRAVO!!! - to you %26amp; your Teachers! :-)
I am (beginning this year) a Substitute Teacher w.i. my local School District.
I was a MENTOR also in my local school district w. the America's Promise Initiative during the past 7 years.
Wherever and whenever I have the opportunity, I give the thanks to my 6th Grade Elementary school Teacher for instilling this mindset into my heart.
May I mention your story in my connections and in classes?
Reply:i feel gratitude for all my teachers, especially the ones from my elementary school. thanks guys. can't say a lot, and it will never be enough. still, thank you...
Reply:I'll save myself a lot of typing and everyone a lot of reading by saying that I join you in my gratitude towards my teachers.
On top of that, I come from a family of teachers: my mom is a teacher and 2 of my grandparents were teachers. I'm grateful to them eternally.
Reply:in elementary school my teachers were okay but now in high school i like me teachers a ton more and i love just about all of my classes
Reply:Although I'm forty-something, I still remember my elementary math teacher. Her name was Mrs. Hackett. I had trouble with this subject, but she came in an hour early and she stayed an hour late, every day....to tutor me without any extra compensation. I'm still not comfortable with math, but she helped me understand %26amp; helped me understand enough to graduate.
My gym teacher was Mr. Christian. And he taught me much more than physical education. He helped hide %26amp; protect my mother and I when we ran %26amp; hid from my step-father who was extremely abusive %26amp; quite threatening.
I've never forgotten these 2 teachers who went so far above %26amp; beyond without a single thought for themselves. They received no compensation for their efforts, but even so....that didn't seem to matter, because they not only taught me how to succeed, but how to live....and they somehow knew it before I'd ever left the shelter of their wings.
May they both rest in peace %26amp; know that they aren't forgotten %26amp; still loved beyond measure.
Reply:Hm, come to think of it, I do owe alot to my teachers. Too bad everyone doesn't appreciate education as much as we do.
Reply:I am a teacher
Monday, November 16, 2009
Is Debra Lafave being used as a RATINGS GRABBER by the networks?
I saw Debra Lafave on the Dateline interview. Aside from being the hottest reading teacher in the world - I don't think praying to God could get you a better teacher - Debra is being unfairly crucified in the media which I believe is using her to get ratings.
First of all, Lots of other female teachers have had sexual relations with male students. Only the hottest, sexiest White Female's get media glory from it though. Meanwhile the ugly, old women who do the same thing are tried and convicted with nair a commercial telling what they did.
Hell, they should put the boy on trial for having relations with these old hags.
Anyway, as a male of the species, I think the boy Debra had the relations with IS THE ONE AT FAULT. You are not gonna tell me that she forced him to do anything. She may have seduced him but when it came down to the sex act, this lucky little chump was pumpin' and a' sweatin' - HE HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO STOP. HE JUST WASN'T GOING TO TILL HE GOT HIS NUT.
Is Debra Lafave being used as a RATINGS GRABBER by the networks?
OF COURSE SHE IS.
And yes, there is a double standard. Men are noteworthy for sexual conquests, women are not.
Male teachers are demonized. Females who happen to be knockout pretty, are not - especially if they are White.
You're right, I don't know any healthy heterosexual male who wouldn't have tapped that qss.
Reply:she makes good copy on a slow news day
Reply:she is hott. and you are right if she was not hot she be in the "CHAIR" right now. I watched the same show two nights ago. she's got issues other than being dumber than a box a rocks.....PINKY PROMISE......come on chick
Reply:that is so immature, wow.. if it was the other way around, an older guy %26amp; younger girl the guy would be on trial for life in prison, it is soo hippocritical to have her on house arrest, that is the lamest %26amp; most unfair thing i have ever heard. She was almost 10 years old %26amp; your going to tell me she doesnt know better, i dont give a sh*t about her excuses %26amp; her "mental status" thats just to cover her sick *** from liking young boys. its absolutely disgusting.
Reply:Of course.
First of all, Lots of other female teachers have had sexual relations with male students. Only the hottest, sexiest White Female's get media glory from it though. Meanwhile the ugly, old women who do the same thing are tried and convicted with nair a commercial telling what they did.
Hell, they should put the boy on trial for having relations with these old hags.
Anyway, as a male of the species, I think the boy Debra had the relations with IS THE ONE AT FAULT. You are not gonna tell me that she forced him to do anything. She may have seduced him but when it came down to the sex act, this lucky little chump was pumpin' and a' sweatin' - HE HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO STOP. HE JUST WASN'T GOING TO TILL HE GOT HIS NUT.
Is Debra Lafave being used as a RATINGS GRABBER by the networks?
OF COURSE SHE IS.
And yes, there is a double standard. Men are noteworthy for sexual conquests, women are not.
Male teachers are demonized. Females who happen to be knockout pretty, are not - especially if they are White.
You're right, I don't know any healthy heterosexual male who wouldn't have tapped that qss.
Reply:she makes good copy on a slow news day
Reply:she is hott. and you are right if she was not hot she be in the "CHAIR" right now. I watched the same show two nights ago. she's got issues other than being dumber than a box a rocks.....PINKY PROMISE......come on chick
Reply:that is so immature, wow.. if it was the other way around, an older guy %26amp; younger girl the guy would be on trial for life in prison, it is soo hippocritical to have her on house arrest, that is the lamest %26amp; most unfair thing i have ever heard. She was almost 10 years old %26amp; your going to tell me she doesnt know better, i dont give a sh*t about her excuses %26amp; her "mental status" thats just to cover her sick *** from liking young boys. its absolutely disgusting.
Reply:Of course.
Do you find this true?
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical
Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than
an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,
it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very
entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the
signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which
means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like
sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene
and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.
FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some
fun with this.
AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything
too. Role playing, S%26amp;M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just
not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved.
He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.
AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she
finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her
out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come
across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for
giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up,
down and all around. Anywhere above
the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your
Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not
laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most
definitely lead to some action!
PISCES
Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who
will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then
Pisces is for you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than
pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic
and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also
gets them in the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,
very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale
romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The
girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be
a bit flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old
school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's
showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be
held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between
the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when
she knows there are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your
Love Slave, start with a warm, scented
footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,
cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to
the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get
a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off
and lightly massage peppermint oil all over
their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY
gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in
baby!!!
ARIES
March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is
often in the chase more than the
actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate,
they do not want a submissive
partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only
comfortable with the missionary position,
go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy
pretending you're a human Twistie,
then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning
types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat
unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy
romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's
like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand
with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not
remember your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to
her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts
you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man
enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair
is an awesome starting point!
And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going
too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!
TAURUS
April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex
Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off
so they will happily cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for
someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take
everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical
and this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make
love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he
LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and
can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before
rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch
is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she
too can go for hours at a time, days on end.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and
their earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck
followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with
delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
GEMINI
May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultr-extreme raunchy talk
Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close
second.Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite
sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need a lot of
variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop
doorway,
serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant.
A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of
the same sex.
FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they
must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can
come up for air if they need to.
BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild,
new ideas
GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.
He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few
subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.
GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect
the intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may sleep
around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most
faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet,
in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car....
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for
the good books. They love a good
massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their
fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine!
Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips
and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,
then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers,
slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the
killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll
almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!
CANCER
June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water
sign's many mood swings!
Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love
before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty
after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies,
especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or
take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become
sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home
cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the
dream partner!
FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their
back with all their sensitive areas exposed!
BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!
CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own.
He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy
decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep
his lover happy in and
out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!
CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will
win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so
beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl
would work on a Cancer woman?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them
going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them.
Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but
don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete
opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the
point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing
off the walls in no time!
LEO
July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!
Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they
don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget
about them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo
does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants
love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get
into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show!
They like to perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty
damn good at it, but they need constant praise
for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or
perhaps you can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You
are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are
sexy and have an aura of sexiness
that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your
partner has to make the effort or you will pad
off to your next Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women
want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command
respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most
men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it.
You're a once in a lifetime experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to
roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the
top of the *** to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a
REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch!
After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey
pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know
Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a
gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't
let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time
to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!
VIRGO
August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speed... but don't worry because
Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!!
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen.
They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
definitely NOT!However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not
a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm
and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!!
Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in
housework and things like that, which
can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are
definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead"
sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.
FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!
BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a
bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're
told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a
woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your
perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky
ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion!
You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit
of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do
fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and
crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll
take what you can get!
You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have
strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for
someone to unearth it!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them
putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from
the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have
anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all
times!!
LIBRA
September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality
Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get
what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious
for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in
the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you",
even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big
heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass
you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell
you exactly what they want.
FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!
BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to
do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy
if there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you
can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can
be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer
his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate!
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between
their legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs
her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting,
and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to
2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your
Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not
'faking it'.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and
pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing,
reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back,
starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take
your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of
the term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of
Libras are gay?
SCORPIO
October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any
relationship.
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at
another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be
there for you if you need them.
You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because
to them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any
emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get
them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it
out.
FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ***.
BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky
enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a
rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as
a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing
you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he
doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex.
Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a
wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss
her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she
has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play
hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan
zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind)
is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will
get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the
magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.
SAGITTARIUS
November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.
Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild,
and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary
of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they
tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make
better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter
with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are
spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it
somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll
be surprised at what happens next!
SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him.
Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere
else.He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be
absolute trash in bed!
SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she
shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the
strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no
problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her
open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't
make the mistake of hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be
afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to
tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh
in a public place!
CAPRICORN
December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major
staying power - in bed and beyond!!
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to
tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash,
you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is
turned on by money.
Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability
to go all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy
goat.
CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics
in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint
dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can
definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.
CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut
to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave
position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations,
so experiment with
different venues to keep it interesting.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up
will take a bit of effort. Believe it
or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs,
paying close attention to the knee region.
Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming
ok you opened it and read it so guess what u gotta repost it ...
Do you find this true?
Oh my god, my brain hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:omg i feel so true about sagittarius. Report It
Reply:For god Sake mention anything apart from SEX.. You gave only the correct ones for me.. How did you do this.. M a gemini and like to do that all.. Report It
Reply:omg dis is so true! where did u get dis? im a gemini, and EVERYTHING about it was true Report It
Reply:yeah i go with a sagg. and we had sex and im a PISCES female and WE COULDNT STOP I MEAN HE SHOWED ME THINGS I NEVER SEEN OR IMAGINED ,,,,,GOT ME WANTING MORE !!!!!!!!!!! ALOT LOT MORE ....BUT sadly they say sagg and pisces will never work BUT MINES GONNA WORK Report It
Reply:pisces: "Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves."
tell me about it. Report It
Reply:**** you asshole, im libra and i would never cheat
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Reply:lol ...tht ws fun readin... Report It
Reply:Had fun reading this...lol...some of those things are so true...
Reply:"Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who
will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then
Pisces is for you!"
Ha. No.
Reply:I'm a modern cancer. For the most part -- yes.
But since i'm leo rising/moon, the fire sign all takes over baby!
Good info though. Where'd you get this? Dude, you rock. ;]
Reply:basically yeah i agree,the most with the aquarius and capricorn
Reply:SO VERY TRUE.. seriously. its describes me exactly. Where did you get this. that was weird. .
Reply:Wow,this is sooo true abt me.Im Pisces and have a Taurus bf,hes exactly like the text u got.omg.I was looking for sometin like that some days ago.
Reply:Yea sure i read all of that ohhhhh point for me
Reply:I am going to have to agree with carol love... I am a Scorpio as well and everything with the exception of the sex toy seems to be pretty accurate.
Reply:As A Scorpio woman,I'd say yes it is true for the most part. The only part I don't agree with is the best sex toys but that's just me.
Reply:Where did you get this from? Amazing...
Yeah, I think it`s true, it was very funny to read!
Reply:very true I am an Aries woman
Reply:Kinda but it's off on some points for Capricorn %26amp; Sag
Reply:I am Aquarius and I Can't say its true for all Aquarius ppl, but for me its TRUE.
Reply:Wow, my horoscope is so true!
Reply:wooo...omg, that is soo true.unbelievably. thanks for posting it. by the way where did you get it?
Reply:to some extent it is real. but it depends on a persons entire natal chart.
Hair
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns
Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical
Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than
an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,
it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very
entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the
signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which
means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like
sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene
and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.
FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some
fun with this.
AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control
himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything
too. Role playing, S%26amp;M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just
not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved.
He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.
AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she
finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her
out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come
across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the
ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for
giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up,
down and all around. Anywhere above
the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your
Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not
laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most
definitely lead to some action!
PISCES
Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual
fantasies
Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who
will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then
Pisces is for you!
When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than
pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic
and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also
gets them in the mood.
One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very,
very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale
romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The
girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be
a bit flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old
school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's
showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be
held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between
the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when
she knows there are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your
Love Slave, start with a warm, scented
footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them,
cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly
through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to
the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get
a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off
and lightly massage peppermint oil all over
their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY
gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss
each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in
baby!!!
ARIES
March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action!
Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is
often in the chase more than the
actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate,
they do not want a submissive
partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only
comfortable with the missionary position,
go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy
pretending you're a human Twistie,
then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n
grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by
candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original
5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning
types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat
unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy
romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's
like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand
with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not
remember your name the next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to
her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts
you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man
enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair
is an awesome starting point!
And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going
too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!
TAURUS
April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex
Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled
by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover
desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical
Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the
world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off
so they will happily cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for
someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take
everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so
unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical
and this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make
love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he
LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and
can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before
rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of
lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch
is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she
too can go for hours at a time, days on end.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and
their earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck
followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with
delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
GEMINI
May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of
ultr-extreme raunchy talk
Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close
second.Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite
sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need a lot of
variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop
doorway,
serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant.
A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of
the same sex.
FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they
must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can
come up for air if they need to.
BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild,
new ideas
GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive.
He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few
subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.
GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect
the intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may sleep
around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most
faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet,
in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car....
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for
the good books. They love a good
massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their
fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine!
Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips
and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,
then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers,
slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the
killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll
almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!
CANCER
June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water
sign's many mood swings!
Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love
before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty
after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies,
especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or
take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become
sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home
cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the
dream partner!
FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their
back with all their sensitive areas exposed!
BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!
CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own.
He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy
decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep
his lover happy in and
out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!
CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will
win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so
beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl
would work on a Cancer woman?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them
going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them.
Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but
don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete
opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the
point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing
off the walls in no time!
LEO
July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of
themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!
Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they
don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget
about them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo
does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants
love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get
into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show!
They like to perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty
damn good at it, but they need constant praise
for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or
perhaps you can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You
are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are
sexy and have an aura of sexiness
that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your
partner has to make the effort or you will pad
off to your next Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women
want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command
respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most
men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it.
You're a once in a lifetime experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to
roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the
top of the *** to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a
REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch!
After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey
pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know
Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a
gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't
let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time
to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!
VIRGO
August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speed... but don't worry because
Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!!
Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen.
They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are
definitely NOT!However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not
a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm
and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!!
Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in
housework and things like that, which
can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are
definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead"
sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.
FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!
BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a
bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're
told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a
woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your
perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky
ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion!
You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit
of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do
fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and
crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll
take what you can get!
You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have
strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for
someone to unearth it!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them
putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from
the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have
anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all
times!!
LIBRA
September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and
stirring sensuality
Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get
what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious
for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in
the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you",
even when
they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else!
Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big
heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.
Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies.
They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass
you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell
you exactly what they want.
FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!
BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to
do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy
if there's a chance he might
get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you
can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can
be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer
his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate!
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between
their legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs
her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting,
and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to
2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your
Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not
'faking it'.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and
pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing,
reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back,
starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take
your time
and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of
the term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of
Libras are gay?
SCORPIO
October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any
relationship.
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at
another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be
there for you if you need them.
You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because
to them, Knowledge is power
and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any
emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get
them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it
out.
FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ***.
BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky
enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a
rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as
a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing
you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he
doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex.
Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a
wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss
her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she
has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play
hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan
zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind)
is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will
get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the
magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.
SAGITTARIUS
November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the
sheets.
Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild,
and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary
of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they
tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make
better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter
with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are
spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it
somewhere public.
When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the
commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION:
They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll
be surprised at what happens next!
SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks.
It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him.
Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah!
He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me"
attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,
and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere
else.He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be
absolute trash in bed!
SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she
shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the
strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no
problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her
open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't
make the mistake of hiding yours from her.
She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical
since she can be very untrustworthy herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on
massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be
afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to
tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh
in a public place!
CAPRICORN
December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and
dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major
staying power - in bed and beyond!!
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to
tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash,
you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is
turned on by money.
Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability
to go all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy
goat.
CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics
in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint
dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can
definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.
CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut
to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave
position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations,
so experiment with
different venues to keep it interesting.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up
will take a bit of effort. Believe it
or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs,
paying close attention to the knee region.
Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming
ok you opened it and read it so guess what u gotta repost it ...
Do you find this true?
Oh my god, my brain hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:omg i feel so true about sagittarius. Report It
Reply:For god Sake mention anything apart from SEX.. You gave only the correct ones for me.. How did you do this.. M a gemini and like to do that all.. Report It
Reply:omg dis is so true! where did u get dis? im a gemini, and EVERYTHING about it was true Report It
Reply:yeah i go with a sagg. and we had sex and im a PISCES female and WE COULDNT STOP I MEAN HE SHOWED ME THINGS I NEVER SEEN OR IMAGINED ,,,,,GOT ME WANTING MORE !!!!!!!!!!! ALOT LOT MORE ....BUT sadly they say sagg and pisces will never work BUT MINES GONNA WORK Report It
Reply:pisces: "Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves."
tell me about it. Report It
Reply:**** you asshole, im libra and i would never cheat
love,
natasha Report It
Reply:lol ...tht ws fun readin... Report It
Reply:Had fun reading this...lol...some of those things are so true...
Reply:"Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want,
anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who
will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then
Pisces is for you!"
Ha. No.
Reply:I'm a modern cancer. For the most part -- yes.
But since i'm leo rising/moon, the fire sign all takes over baby!
Good info though. Where'd you get this? Dude, you rock. ;]
Reply:basically yeah i agree,the most with the aquarius and capricorn
Reply:SO VERY TRUE.. seriously. its describes me exactly. Where did you get this. that was weird. .
Reply:Wow,this is sooo true abt me.Im Pisces and have a Taurus bf,hes exactly like the text u got.omg.I was looking for sometin like that some days ago.
Reply:Yea sure i read all of that ohhhhh point for me
Reply:I am going to have to agree with carol love... I am a Scorpio as well and everything with the exception of the sex toy seems to be pretty accurate.
Reply:As A Scorpio woman,I'd say yes it is true for the most part. The only part I don't agree with is the best sex toys but that's just me.
Reply:Where did you get this from? Amazing...
Yeah, I think it`s true, it was very funny to read!
Reply:very true I am an Aries woman
Reply:Kinda but it's off on some points for Capricorn %26amp; Sag
Reply:I am Aquarius and I Can't say its true for all Aquarius ppl, but for me its TRUE.
Reply:Wow, my horoscope is so true!
Reply:wooo...omg, that is soo true.unbelievably. thanks for posting it. by the way where did you get it?
Reply:to some extent it is real. but it depends on a persons entire natal chart.
Hair
What's wrong with me?
I always try and be as friendly and generous as possible to everyone around me and they say that I am really nice and generous, but I spend a lot of my time depressed and when like this I just have a feeling that nothing will ever make me happy again. I then spend a lot of time feeling inifferent and then occasionally (literally once every two months if Im lucky) Ill feel ridiculously happy and feeling like nothing will ever put me down. This usualy last a few minutes max. I have several times considered suicide and take a strange pleasure in causing pain to myself. I often find I starve myself for no reason despite being underweight and often try and stab my hand or arm with sharp objects. A few times I have punched myself in the face hard or headbutted a table or wall and taken unusual pleasure from the feeling, and fantasise more about violence than anything else. Lots more stuff too,I am a complete nut case, but right now I am interested in a diagnosis for the psycho in me.
What's wrong with me?
Borderline Syndrome.
Reply:Please go to your local mental health agency or call their 24 hour help line or Careline. You need to speak to a mental health professional who can determine your diagnoses and refer you to proper care in your community.
Reply:This isn't really a very good place to get diagnosed. In another question you say that you're 16, and it sounds like you're British. Sooooo...ask your parents to schedule you an appointment with a psychiatrist and get a legitimate diagnosis, and some help dealing with your situation. If my child were as concerned about their mental state as you seem to be, I would want to know, and I'd do anything possible to try to help them. Give your parents a chance to help you with this. A borderline personality disorder is a serious diagnosis, and it might be frightening to confront that without some help. No one on YA's knows you, nor are we qualified to diagnose you. Please go see a professional. Good luck.
Reply:Are you bi-Polar?
Look, If you feel like your life is meaningless, and disrespect yourself so much, I would recommend that you not pay so much attention to yourself. Go to a homeless shelter, or volunteer somewhere, get a good job, something to concentrate on during spare time....then treat yourself, worked for me.
Reply:Your a nut-job need to get a hobby or something quit thinking about stuff like that too much
What's wrong with me?
Borderline Syndrome.
Reply:Please go to your local mental health agency or call their 24 hour help line or Careline. You need to speak to a mental health professional who can determine your diagnoses and refer you to proper care in your community.
Reply:This isn't really a very good place to get diagnosed. In another question you say that you're 16, and it sounds like you're British. Sooooo...ask your parents to schedule you an appointment with a psychiatrist and get a legitimate diagnosis, and some help dealing with your situation. If my child were as concerned about their mental state as you seem to be, I would want to know, and I'd do anything possible to try to help them. Give your parents a chance to help you with this. A borderline personality disorder is a serious diagnosis, and it might be frightening to confront that without some help. No one on YA's knows you, nor are we qualified to diagnose you. Please go see a professional. Good luck.
Reply:Are you bi-Polar?
Look, If you feel like your life is meaningless, and disrespect yourself so much, I would recommend that you not pay so much attention to yourself. Go to a homeless shelter, or volunteer somewhere, get a good job, something to concentrate on during spare time....then treat yourself, worked for me.
Reply:Your a nut-job need to get a hobby or something quit thinking about stuff like that too much
What would be your personal breakfast cereal? See Details.?
To determine your cereal name, take the first letter of your first name and find it on list 1. Match the first letter of your last name with List 2 and the Last letter of your Last name with List 3. If your name was John Smith, your cereal name would be: Super Magicpops.
Here are the lists! Good Luck!
List 1. . . . . . . . . . List 2 . . . . . . . . . List 3
A=Frosty . . . . . . .A=Choco . . . . . . . . A=Bran
B=Crunchy . . . . . B=Nuclear . . . . . . . B=Bars
C= Puffy . . . . . . . C= Pure . . . . . . . . . C=Cereal
D=Nutty . . . . . . . D=Nut . . . . . . . . . . D=Stars
E=Sugary . . . . . . E=Sugar . . . . . . . . .E=Flakes
F=Fruity . . . . . . . F= Double . . . . . . . . F=Squares
G=Lucky . . . . . . .G=Banana . . . . . . . G=Nuggets
H=Big . . . . . . .. . H= Peanut Butter . . . H= Pops
I=Snappy . . . . . . I=Rice . . . . . . . . . . I=Charms
J=Super . . . . . . . J=Multi . . . . . . . . . . J=Chunks
K=Marshmallow . .K=Cracklin' . . . . . . .K=Brittle
L=Blueberry . . . . L=Atomic . . . . . . . . L=Treats
M=Flakey . . . . . . M=Fun . . . . . . . . . . M=O's
N=Honey . . . . . . .N=Flavored . . . . . . .N=Smacks
O=Mini . . . . . . . . O=Golden . . . . . . . .O=Loops
P=Crispy . . . . . . .P=Crusted . . . . . . . P=Bombs
Q=Sweet . . . . . . .Q=Happy . . . . . . . . Q=Waste
R=Cap'n . . . . . . . R=Wheat . . . . . . . . R=Balls
S=100% . . . . . . . S=Magic . . . . . . . . .S=Sweets
T=Crackly . . . . . . T=Corn . . . . . . . . . T=Clusters
U=Raisin . . . . . . . U=Mega . . . . . . . . .U=Smush
V=Yummy . . . . . . V=Oatmeal . . . . . . V=Oats
W=Grainy . . . . . . W=Giant . . . . . . . . W= Delight
X=Cinnamon . . . . X=Milk . . . . . . . . . .X=Gems
Y=Fluffy . . . . . . . .Y=Yellow . . . . . . . . Y=Specks
Z=Apple . . . . . . . Z= Delicious . . . . . . Z=Meal
What would be your personal breakfast cereal? See Details.?
Big Choco Balls
Reply:Crackly Choco Sweets!
Sounds just like me!
I'd rather gave Big Golden Balls in the morning, though!
Here are the lists! Good Luck!
List 1. . . . . . . . . . List 2 . . . . . . . . . List 3
A=Frosty . . . . . . .A=Choco . . . . . . . . A=Bran
B=Crunchy . . . . . B=Nuclear . . . . . . . B=Bars
C= Puffy . . . . . . . C= Pure . . . . . . . . . C=Cereal
D=Nutty . . . . . . . D=Nut . . . . . . . . . . D=Stars
E=Sugary . . . . . . E=Sugar . . . . . . . . .E=Flakes
F=Fruity . . . . . . . F= Double . . . . . . . . F=Squares
G=Lucky . . . . . . .G=Banana . . . . . . . G=Nuggets
H=Big . . . . . . .. . H= Peanut Butter . . . H= Pops
I=Snappy . . . . . . I=Rice . . . . . . . . . . I=Charms
J=Super . . . . . . . J=Multi . . . . . . . . . . J=Chunks
K=Marshmallow . .K=Cracklin' . . . . . . .K=Brittle
L=Blueberry . . . . L=Atomic . . . . . . . . L=Treats
M=Flakey . . . . . . M=Fun . . . . . . . . . . M=O's
N=Honey . . . . . . .N=Flavored . . . . . . .N=Smacks
O=Mini . . . . . . . . O=Golden . . . . . . . .O=Loops
P=Crispy . . . . . . .P=Crusted . . . . . . . P=Bombs
Q=Sweet . . . . . . .Q=Happy . . . . . . . . Q=Waste
R=Cap'n . . . . . . . R=Wheat . . . . . . . . R=Balls
S=100% . . . . . . . S=Magic . . . . . . . . .S=Sweets
T=Crackly . . . . . . T=Corn . . . . . . . . . T=Clusters
U=Raisin . . . . . . . U=Mega . . . . . . . . .U=Smush
V=Yummy . . . . . . V=Oatmeal . . . . . . V=Oats
W=Grainy . . . . . . W=Giant . . . . . . . . W= Delight
X=Cinnamon . . . . X=Milk . . . . . . . . . .X=Gems
Y=Fluffy . . . . . . . .Y=Yellow . . . . . . . . Y=Specks
Z=Apple . . . . . . . Z= Delicious . . . . . . Z=Meal
What would be your personal breakfast cereal? See Details.?
Big Choco Balls
Reply:Crackly Choco Sweets!
Sounds just like me!
I'd rather gave Big Golden Balls in the morning, though!
What would your personal breakfast cereal be? read details.?
To determine your cereal name, take the first letter of your first name and find it on list 1. Match the first letter of your last name with List 2 and the Last letter of your Last name with List 3. If your name was John Smith, your cereal name would be: Super Magicpops.
Here are the lists! Good Luck!
List 1. . . . . . . . . . List 2 . . . . . . . . . List 3
A=Frosty . . . . . . .A=Choco . . . . . . . . A=Bran
B=Crunchy . . . . . B=Nuclear . . . . . . . B=Bars
C= Puffy . . . . . . . C= Pure . . . . . . . . . C=Cereal
D=Nutty . . . . . . . D=Nut . . . . . . . . . . D=Stars
E=Sugary . . . . . . E=Sugar . . . . . . . . .E=Flakes
F=Fruity . . . . . . . F= Double . . . . . . . . F=Squares
G=Lucky . . . . . . .G=Banana . . . . . . . G=Nuggets
H=Big . . . . . . .. . H= Peanut Butter . . . H= Pops
I=Snappy . . . . . . I=Rice . . . . . . . . . . I=Charms
J=Super . . . . . . . J=Multi . . . . . . . . . . J=Chunks
K=Marshmallow . .K=Cracklin' . . . . . . .K=Brittle
L=Blueberry . . . . L=Atomic . . . . . . . . L=Treats
M=Flakey . . . . . . M=Fun . . . . . . . . . . M=O's
N=Honey . . . . . . .N=Flavored . . . . . . .N=Smacks
O=Mini . . . . . . . . O=Golden . . . . . . . .O=Loops
P=Crispy . . . . . . .P=Crusted . . . . . . . P=Bombs
Q=Sweet . . . . . . .Q=Happy . . . . . . . . Q=Waste
R=Cap'n . . . . . . . R=Wheat . . . . . . . . R=Balls
S=100% . . . . . . . S=Magic . . . . . . . . .S=Sweets
T=Crackly . . . . . . T=Corn . . . . . . . . . T=Clusters
U=Raisin . . . . . . . U=Mega . . . . . . . . .U=Smush
V=Yummy . . . . . . V=Oatmeal . . . . . . V=Oats
W=Grainy . . . . . . W=Giant . . . . . . . . W= Delight
X=Cinnamon . . . . X=Milk . . . . . . . . . .X=Gems
Y=Fluffy . . . . . . . .Y=Yellow . . . . . . . . Y=Specks
Z=Apple . . . . . . . Z= Delicious . . . . . . Z=Meal
What would your personal breakfast cereal be? read details.?
Cap'n Choco Bran.
Reply:Nutty Peanut Butter Smacks (wow -- that makes me sick just thinking about it).
Reply:Crackly Banana Specks! haha!
Reply:marshmellow bannanna stars
at least it says stars in it cause i am going to become a famos rock shtar and conker the world!
Reply:mine is Crunchy funspecks
Reply:Nutty Banana Flakes
Reply:super choco treats
Reply:Snappy Chunks. I did have those for breakfast! At 3am on the way home from the bar.
Reply:Puffy Atomic Smacks.
Reply:Frosty Nuclear Loops
Reply:Frosty flavored treats
Reply:Mine would be "Super Crusted Sweets".
Yuck!!!! I have sweet cereal. I'd prefer
granola. But.... fun game. Thanks.
Reply:Flakey Magicsquares
Reply:lol...I would be
crispy oatmeal sweets..lol
have a good night!
what was urs?
Reply:Crispy choco Smacks
Reply:wow, very creative...
Reply:Marshmallow Giant Sweets (smile)
So how do I marketed it Lol!
Where did you get this(wink)
Reply:Super Magic Sweets
Reply:Sugary Fun Pops. That is a really creative idea!
Reply:100% Banana Specks. Sounds like something you'd need Gold Bond Powder to clear up.
Reply:bored??
Reply:Crunchy Nuclear Delights
this is too funny
Reply:Honey Double Smacks
Reply:blueberry funballs (initials - LMR)
HAHA oh wow that is too funny
my husband would be Super funballs!!!!! (initials - JMR)
thats priceless!!
Here are the lists! Good Luck!
List 1. . . . . . . . . . List 2 . . . . . . . . . List 3
A=Frosty . . . . . . .A=Choco . . . . . . . . A=Bran
B=Crunchy . . . . . B=Nuclear . . . . . . . B=Bars
C= Puffy . . . . . . . C= Pure . . . . . . . . . C=Cereal
D=Nutty . . . . . . . D=Nut . . . . . . . . . . D=Stars
E=Sugary . . . . . . E=Sugar . . . . . . . . .E=Flakes
F=Fruity . . . . . . . F= Double . . . . . . . . F=Squares
G=Lucky . . . . . . .G=Banana . . . . . . . G=Nuggets
H=Big . . . . . . .. . H= Peanut Butter . . . H= Pops
I=Snappy . . . . . . I=Rice . . . . . . . . . . I=Charms
J=Super . . . . . . . J=Multi . . . . . . . . . . J=Chunks
K=Marshmallow . .K=Cracklin' . . . . . . .K=Brittle
L=Blueberry . . . . L=Atomic . . . . . . . . L=Treats
M=Flakey . . . . . . M=Fun . . . . . . . . . . M=O's
N=Honey . . . . . . .N=Flavored . . . . . . .N=Smacks
O=Mini . . . . . . . . O=Golden . . . . . . . .O=Loops
P=Crispy . . . . . . .P=Crusted . . . . . . . P=Bombs
Q=Sweet . . . . . . .Q=Happy . . . . . . . . Q=Waste
R=Cap'n . . . . . . . R=Wheat . . . . . . . . R=Balls
S=100% . . . . . . . S=Magic . . . . . . . . .S=Sweets
T=Crackly . . . . . . T=Corn . . . . . . . . . T=Clusters
U=Raisin . . . . . . . U=Mega . . . . . . . . .U=Smush
V=Yummy . . . . . . V=Oatmeal . . . . . . V=Oats
W=Grainy . . . . . . W=Giant . . . . . . . . W= Delight
X=Cinnamon . . . . X=Milk . . . . . . . . . .X=Gems
Y=Fluffy . . . . . . . .Y=Yellow . . . . . . . . Y=Specks
Z=Apple . . . . . . . Z= Delicious . . . . . . Z=Meal
What would your personal breakfast cereal be? read details.?
Cap'n Choco Bran.
Reply:Nutty Peanut Butter Smacks (wow -- that makes me sick just thinking about it).
Reply:Crackly Banana Specks! haha!
Reply:marshmellow bannanna stars
at least it says stars in it cause i am going to become a famos rock shtar and conker the world!
Reply:mine is Crunchy funspecks
Reply:Nutty Banana Flakes
Reply:super choco treats
Reply:Snappy Chunks. I did have those for breakfast! At 3am on the way home from the bar.
Reply:Puffy Atomic Smacks.
Reply:Frosty Nuclear Loops
Reply:Frosty flavored treats
Reply:Mine would be "Super Crusted Sweets".
Yuck!!!! I have sweet cereal. I'd prefer
granola. But.... fun game. Thanks.
Reply:Flakey Magicsquares
Reply:lol...I would be
crispy oatmeal sweets..lol
have a good night!
what was urs?
Reply:Crispy choco Smacks
Reply:wow, very creative...
Reply:Marshmallow Giant Sweets (smile)
So how do I marketed it Lol!
Where did you get this(wink)
Reply:Super Magic Sweets
Reply:Sugary Fun Pops. That is a really creative idea!
Reply:100% Banana Specks. Sounds like something you'd need Gold Bond Powder to clear up.
Reply:bored??
Reply:Crunchy Nuclear Delights
this is too funny
Reply:Honey Double Smacks
Reply:blueberry funballs (initials - LMR)
HAHA oh wow that is too funny
my husband would be Super funballs!!!!! (initials - JMR)
thats priceless!!
IDS Smart Gainer supplement?
Hey. Okay, I'm a hard gainer (ectomorph, and lucky me I seem to be relatively pure... Ah, genetic rarities), but I'm a health nut and VERY dedicated to improving. Been doing so for a good 2 years, and will continue to do so until my body yields to change (after all this time it's FINALLY starting to show slight visual change at age 19). Well, and likely after. Anyway, my current supplement is IDS' Smart Gainer supplement which is actually GEARED towards hard gainers. 656 calories, 51 g. of protein, 88g carbs. However it has 160 mg of cholesterol, which is 53% of TDK. What it DOESN'T say is how much of that is LDL and how much is HDL. I doubt that they'd include much HDL, if any, but even if it won't affect me any at this age I don't want to get into the habit of taking in a negative excess. Anyone happen to know? I'd like to start having a shake twice a day instead of once. Thanks!
If nobody knows, a good health forum would be appreciated (Good. Not first one you find in a search...)
IDS Smart Gainer supplement?
I don't see a problem in you taking more then one shake a day. You can go to bodybuilding.com and they have a lot of information on that kind of stuff. Good luck
fabric boot
If nobody knows, a good health forum would be appreciated (Good. Not first one you find in a search...)
IDS Smart Gainer supplement?
I don't see a problem in you taking more then one shake a day. You can go to bodybuilding.com and they have a lot of information on that kind of stuff. Good luck
fabric boot
Royal Rumble, who is victorious? Cereal Box characters?
Cap'n Crunch
Trix Rabbit
Lucky Charms Leprechan
Count Chocula
Boo Berry
Fred Flintstone
Barney Rubble
Coooookie Crisp Dog
Honey Nut Cheerios Bee
Tony the Tiger (He's grrrrrrreat!)
Any others?
Royal Rumble, who is victorious? Cereal Box characters?
Tony the Tiger
He's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
Trix Rabbit
Lucky Charms Leprechan
Count Chocula
Boo Berry
Fred Flintstone
Barney Rubble
Coooookie Crisp Dog
Honey Nut Cheerios Bee
Tony the Tiger (He's grrrrrrreat!)
Any others?
Royal Rumble, who is victorious? Cereal Box characters?
Tony the Tiger
He's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
Plain or peanut?
i one of the lucky few that doesn't have allergies... so if i have a choice between peanuts (any nut) or plain. I always go peanuts...
snickers over milkey way .. mm peanuts over plain... mm almonds and almond kisses.. Ferrero Rocher over most candy
hersheys with almonds over plain....
plain or peanut??
if you pick plain, why?
Plain or peanut?
I like nuts in my chocolate. I feel sorry for those with nut allergies. Nuts taste great and are quite nutritious.
Reply:Peanuts.... but I have to have plain/creamy peanut butter...
Reply:plain
Reply:peanuts, always peanuts, pecans and almonds.
Reply:plain
Reply:Toblerone is "TOPS"..................xxx
Reply:it depends on the candy bar. For example, i like milky ways and snickers because of the crunch and gooeyness at the same time, but if i eat a hersheys bar i want chocolate not nuts.
Reply:I think I am the only female in the world who does not like chocolate. So neither.
Reply:i don't know why but i just love nuts
Reply:yep gotta have the peanuts too
Reply:I like both. :)
Reply:peanut mms
almond kisses
snickers
wow, i never knew i liked peanuts and almonds so much!
Reply:peanuts, in everything!
i like ur lil paw print 4 ur avatar pic, thats what made me answer this question LOL!!!
Reply:plain. peanuts tend to get stuck in my throat
Reply:Plain
I choose plain because I don't really like candy with nuts in it but I'm not allergic.
Reply:peanut!
Reply:I'm a peanut lover , in cookies, candy bars oddly I'm not crazy about peanut butter.
Reply:Peanuts, they are my favorite!
Reply:peanuts! = )
Reply:peanut usually, but the wierd thing is i don't like eating peanuts by themselves, only when mixed with candy, lol
Reply:peanut*
Reply:Plain
Reply:Plain
I like to keep my nuts separate. :)
Reply:I like my candy plain. I do eat the ones with nuts on occasions, but just perfer plain.
snickers over milkey way .. mm peanuts over plain... mm almonds and almond kisses.. Ferrero Rocher over most candy
hersheys with almonds over plain....
plain or peanut??
if you pick plain, why?
Plain or peanut?
I like nuts in my chocolate. I feel sorry for those with nut allergies. Nuts taste great and are quite nutritious.
Reply:Peanuts.... but I have to have plain/creamy peanut butter...
Reply:plain
Reply:peanuts, always peanuts, pecans and almonds.
Reply:plain
Reply:Toblerone is "TOPS"..................xxx
Reply:it depends on the candy bar. For example, i like milky ways and snickers because of the crunch and gooeyness at the same time, but if i eat a hersheys bar i want chocolate not nuts.
Reply:I think I am the only female in the world who does not like chocolate. So neither.
Reply:i don't know why but i just love nuts
Reply:yep gotta have the peanuts too
Reply:I like both. :)
Reply:peanut mms
almond kisses
snickers
wow, i never knew i liked peanuts and almonds so much!
Reply:peanuts, in everything!
i like ur lil paw print 4 ur avatar pic, thats what made me answer this question LOL!!!
Reply:plain. peanuts tend to get stuck in my throat
Reply:Plain
I choose plain because I don't really like candy with nuts in it but I'm not allergic.
Reply:peanut!
Reply:I'm a peanut lover , in cookies, candy bars oddly I'm not crazy about peanut butter.
Reply:Peanuts, they are my favorite!
Reply:peanuts! = )
Reply:peanut usually, but the wierd thing is i don't like eating peanuts by themselves, only when mixed with candy, lol
Reply:peanut*
Reply:Plain
Reply:Plain
I like to keep my nuts separate. :)
Reply:I like my candy plain. I do eat the ones with nuts on occasions, but just perfer plain.
Good Jokes?
Do you think these are good jokes? Each one has one of my dwarf hamsters in it, Buddy, Clover, Izzy, Lucky, Violet, or Flower.
Q: What did Izzy do when no-one came to his bakery to buy food?
A:He had a sell-a-bration!
Q:Why did the squirell try to eat Buddy?
A:Buddy was acting like a nut!
Q:How did Flower save Buster when he was in the pool?
A: Flower drove him off the deep end!
Q: Why did Lucky cross the road?
A:It was the chicken's day off.
Q:Why can't Violet play Go Fish in her boat?\A:Clover's always sitting on the deck!
Either say: Super! Good! Okay. Not so great. Poor. Very bad.
-Dwarf Hamsters Are Cool
Good Jokes?
Okay.......Here's a good one for you.... A 4 year old boy was walking home after school...On his way home, he was stopped by a middle age blond lady and pinned a note on the back of his shirt... In the letter, this is what it says; Your son is being kidnapped...You must pay a ransom of 1,000 dollars...I expect the ransom payment when your son goes back to school tomorrow...The next day, the blond lady saw the 4 year old boy on his way to the school... On his back is a little sack containing 1,000 dollar bills with an attached note that says, """here's the ransom money, it's exactly 1,000 dollars, but how could you do this to me?""""
Reply:poor jokes check mine tell me what you think i have real jokes
Reply:lol...star.
Reply:I liked them.
Reply:hahahah they made me laugh.. but then i do have a lame sence of humor
Reply:weird
Reply:very bad...yeah
your too obsessed with your hamsters
Reply:Nah - =P
But sorta original then nice try tho
CoreyPrompted.
Reply:I will tell you truth! Some of them were pretty funny. And some of them I didn't get. If I were to truly rate all your jokes, I would rate it a 7 out of 10. Sorry if I upseted you, I justed wanted to tell you my opinion. But yah, dwarf hamsters are awesome!!!
Q: What did Izzy do when no-one came to his bakery to buy food?
A:He had a sell-a-bration!
Q:Why did the squirell try to eat Buddy?
A:Buddy was acting like a nut!
Q:How did Flower save Buster when he was in the pool?
A: Flower drove him off the deep end!
Q: Why did Lucky cross the road?
A:It was the chicken's day off.
Q:Why can't Violet play Go Fish in her boat?\A:Clover's always sitting on the deck!
Either say: Super! Good! Okay. Not so great. Poor. Very bad.
-Dwarf Hamsters Are Cool
Good Jokes?
Okay.......Here's a good one for you.... A 4 year old boy was walking home after school...On his way home, he was stopped by a middle age blond lady and pinned a note on the back of his shirt... In the letter, this is what it says; Your son is being kidnapped...You must pay a ransom of 1,000 dollars...I expect the ransom payment when your son goes back to school tomorrow...The next day, the blond lady saw the 4 year old boy on his way to the school... On his back is a little sack containing 1,000 dollar bills with an attached note that says, """here's the ransom money, it's exactly 1,000 dollars, but how could you do this to me?""""
Reply:poor jokes check mine tell me what you think i have real jokes
Reply:lol...star.
Reply:I liked them.
Reply:hahahah they made me laugh.. but then i do have a lame sence of humor
Reply:weird
Reply:very bad...yeah
your too obsessed with your hamsters
Reply:Nah - =P
But sorta original then nice try tho
CoreyPrompted.
Reply:I will tell you truth! Some of them were pretty funny. And some of them I didn't get. If I were to truly rate all your jokes, I would rate it a 7 out of 10. Sorry if I upseted you, I justed wanted to tell you my opinion. But yah, dwarf hamsters are awesome!!!
What should i tell my mom because shes mad at me?
okay so at home we have some fruity cheerios and honey nut cheerios and a bunch of other cereals that are organic and nasty. sometimes she buys fruity pebbles, froot loops, lucky charms or those normal cereals.
but she always tells me to finish the other cereals first(before i open the new ones). the organic ones are hers, and cheerios are old and stale.
last week she bought me some lucky charms and again told me not to open it until i finished the other cereals.
i could only wait a week until i decided to open it, i finished it in a day and left the empty box back in the cabinet hoping that she wont check if it was open or not.
today when i got back from school i found the empty cereal box on my bed. i know shes going to be really mad when she gets home. what do you think i should tell her?
btw, i know this sounds really stupid, but its hard to understand that my mom is going to be really really mad when she gets home
What should i tell my mom because shes mad at me?
tell her the truth, say sorry
Reply:every mom has some kind of imperfectness that makes us want to pull our heads out. for instance, my mom is very strict about grades, so you should just sit down and talk. me and my mom is very open to each other. i am not sure about you and your mom, but believe it or not communication helps and when you get a job, buy your own cereal, or learn to love cheerios.
Reply:tell her the truth. tell her you have a hard time eating her cereal. recommend she keep the slower moving cereals in the fridge or freezer so they don't go stale. and as punishment your mom should make you eat those stale cereals till they're gone.
Reply:Be honest and apologise to her.
Reply:If this is the worst of your problems_CEREAL_ you got it made, kid.
Reply:tell her the truth it will be worser if you lie to her.
mobility scooter
but she always tells me to finish the other cereals first(before i open the new ones). the organic ones are hers, and cheerios are old and stale.
last week she bought me some lucky charms and again told me not to open it until i finished the other cereals.
i could only wait a week until i decided to open it, i finished it in a day and left the empty box back in the cabinet hoping that she wont check if it was open or not.
today when i got back from school i found the empty cereal box on my bed. i know shes going to be really mad when she gets home. what do you think i should tell her?
btw, i know this sounds really stupid, but its hard to understand that my mom is going to be really really mad when she gets home
What should i tell my mom because shes mad at me?
tell her the truth, say sorry
Reply:every mom has some kind of imperfectness that makes us want to pull our heads out. for instance, my mom is very strict about grades, so you should just sit down and talk. me and my mom is very open to each other. i am not sure about you and your mom, but believe it or not communication helps and when you get a job, buy your own cereal, or learn to love cheerios.
Reply:tell her the truth. tell her you have a hard time eating her cereal. recommend she keep the slower moving cereals in the fridge or freezer so they don't go stale. and as punishment your mom should make you eat those stale cereals till they're gone.
Reply:Be honest and apologise to her.
Reply:If this is the worst of your problems_CEREAL_ you got it made, kid.
Reply:tell her the truth it will be worser if you lie to her.
mobility scooter
Why do coppers go into free internet cafes pretending to be local unemployed tramps?
in the past 3 month there have been this couple of daftys going into a local free internet cafe in Govan a guy n a wee pretending to be stupid bird trying to blend in way everycunt one calls himself Brian n one calles herself Karen doyle or calderwood.she sits doon n trys to get in about you n tells tou her life story n pretends to be a right take on and for the guy he tells you allone that the wee bird has had 2 much nose talcom and she's not right in the head n stuff like that but realy the pair of them are a tag team as they have been found out for what they are ,infact were lucky they wernt seriously injured or even took away in a car n nutted.this mad guy told the 2 of them to there faces that he new they were coppers n they stood there wiv there put on stupid who me voices.
Why do coppers go into free internet cafes pretending to be local unemployed tramps?
. That's the job they've been trained to do looking out for nutters and wanna be's.Coppers are'nt liked,but do you ever think what the joint would be like without them.Paddy's Market and chaos.With the toughs ruling the roost.We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns and need security
Why do coppers go into free internet cafes pretending to be local unemployed tramps?
. That's the job they've been trained to do looking out for nutters and wanna be's.Coppers are'nt liked,but do you ever think what the joint would be like without them.Paddy's Market and chaos.With the toughs ruling the roost.We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns and need security
Why do coppers go into free internet cafes pretending to be local unemployed tramps?
in the past 3 month there have been this couple of daftys going into a local free internet cafe in Govan a guy n a wee pretending to be stupid bird trying to blend in way everycunt one calls himself Brian n one calles herself Karen doyle or calderwood.she sits doon n trys to get in about you n tells tou her life story n pretends to be a right take on and for the guy he tells you allone that the wee bird has had 2 much nose talcom and she's not right in the head n stuff like that but realy the pair of them are a tag team as they have been found out for what they are ,infact were lucky they wernt seriously injured or even took away in a car n nutted.this mad guy told the 2 of them to there faces that he new they were coppers n they stood there wiv there put on stupid who me voices.PS a dont want any smart *** comin on lamenting about ma spelling as a can spell but sometimes hit wrong keys and dont feel like doing the spell check at top of page ok ya hun jaffa bastards.comprendi.
Why do coppers go into free internet cafes pretending to be local unemployed tramps?
It beats going after the real criminals. That can be dangerous.
Reply:You're spelling and grammar look impeccable to me kind sir. I would not dream of commenting in the negative.
As for the fondness of Her Majesty's constabulary for frequenting Interweb cafeterias regaled as vagabonds, I have not an inkling of a notion!
Reply:You not only CAN'T spell but your grammar sucks too.
Good Gawd, buy a period, comma or question mark for craps sake! Honestly, I only understood 1/3 of what you typed!
Why do you think cops go into the cafes? They are trying to bust people. Duh.
Why do coppers go into free internet cafes pretending to be local unemployed tramps?
It beats going after the real criminals. That can be dangerous.
Reply:You're spelling and grammar look impeccable to me kind sir. I would not dream of commenting in the negative.
As for the fondness of Her Majesty's constabulary for frequenting Interweb cafeterias regaled as vagabonds, I have not an inkling of a notion!
Reply:You not only CAN'T spell but your grammar sucks too.
Good Gawd, buy a period, comma or question mark for craps sake! Honestly, I only understood 1/3 of what you typed!
Why do you think cops go into the cafes? They are trying to bust people. Duh.
What cereals do you like or dislike?
I love Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, and Capt'n Crunch.
I dislike Lucky Charms and Raisin Bran.
What cereals do you like or dislike?
Love Cocoa Crispies , Raison Bran, and Apple Jacks
Hate Frosted Mini Wheats
Reply:Honey bunches of oats
and this one called "4"
Reply:omg we have the same cereal likes. I'm a big cereal fan. I just don't like anything to sugary and anything with raisins it it is blech
Reply:Raisin Bran. for sure...!!!
Reply:Maple Pecan Crunch, Honey bunches of Oats, Granola
Reply:I like Rice Krispie, Honey Nut Cheerios, Total, Capt'n Crunch, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Frosted Miniwheats, Apple Jacks, Honey Bunches of Oats, etc.
I dislike Raisin Bran, Recess.
Reply:like with milk - special k, corn flakes
without milk - honey combs, honey nut cherrios
dislike coco puffs
Reply:I like Cinnamon Toast Cruch, Fruity Pebbles, Captain Cruch, trixs, Apple Jacks
I dislike Honey Comb, wheaties,Coco Puffs
Reply:rice kripies honey nut cheerios and less sugar fruit loops
Reply:i love fruit loops
Reply:me too... honey nut cheerios.. my fav.
Reply:love: cheerios (plain) wheat chex, and smart start
hate: raisin bran, oat bran, reeses puffs, cookie crisp
Reply:Love:
- Golden Grahams
- Kix
- Life
- Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes mixed together
- Toastie O's (generic brand Cheerios)
- Fruit Loops
- Cap'n Crunch w/ Crunch Berries
- Shredded Wheat
Hate:
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch (too damn sweet!)
- Cocoa Pebbles (and any other chocolate cereal)
- that damn Reese's peanut butter cup cereal **shudders**
Reply:frankin berries are the best
Reply:i like corn pops and raisin bran and K!
i don't like capt'n crunch and sugary stuff like that!
Reply:My favourites are frosted flakes and raisin bran!
Reply:I love Cheerios, Chex, %26amp; Life
Don't like Raisin Bran
Reply:I don't like anything with the words "bran" or "flakes" in it. I like Cheerios (sometimes with bananas and strawberries) and Toasted Oatmeal Squares.
Reply:love frosted flakes, boo-berry and raisin bran
hate any chocolate cereals
Reply:I really don't think a cereal exists that I don't like, it's my favorite food. Currently favorite is cookie crisp.
Reply:I like Frosted Flakes, Frosted mini wheats, Kix, and Reeses Puffs.
I really dont dislike any of them, but those are my favorites.*
I dislike Lucky Charms and Raisin Bran.
What cereals do you like or dislike?
Love Cocoa Crispies , Raison Bran, and Apple Jacks
Hate Frosted Mini Wheats
Reply:Honey bunches of oats
and this one called "4"
Reply:omg we have the same cereal likes. I'm a big cereal fan. I just don't like anything to sugary and anything with raisins it it is blech
Reply:Raisin Bran. for sure...!!!
Reply:Maple Pecan Crunch, Honey bunches of Oats, Granola
Reply:I like Rice Krispie, Honey Nut Cheerios, Total, Capt'n Crunch, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Frosted Miniwheats, Apple Jacks, Honey Bunches of Oats, etc.
I dislike Raisin Bran, Recess.
Reply:like with milk - special k, corn flakes
without milk - honey combs, honey nut cherrios
dislike coco puffs
Reply:I like Cinnamon Toast Cruch, Fruity Pebbles, Captain Cruch, trixs, Apple Jacks
I dislike Honey Comb, wheaties,Coco Puffs
Reply:rice kripies honey nut cheerios and less sugar fruit loops
Reply:i love fruit loops
Reply:me too... honey nut cheerios.. my fav.
Reply:love: cheerios (plain) wheat chex, and smart start
hate: raisin bran, oat bran, reeses puffs, cookie crisp
Reply:Love:
- Golden Grahams
- Kix
- Life
- Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes mixed together
- Toastie O's (generic brand Cheerios)
- Fruit Loops
- Cap'n Crunch w/ Crunch Berries
- Shredded Wheat
Hate:
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch (too damn sweet!)
- Cocoa Pebbles (and any other chocolate cereal)
- that damn Reese's peanut butter cup cereal **shudders**
Reply:frankin berries are the best
Reply:i like corn pops and raisin bran and K!
i don't like capt'n crunch and sugary stuff like that!
Reply:My favourites are frosted flakes and raisin bran!
Reply:I love Cheerios, Chex, %26amp; Life
Don't like Raisin Bran
Reply:I don't like anything with the words "bran" or "flakes" in it. I like Cheerios (sometimes with bananas and strawberries) and Toasted Oatmeal Squares.
Reply:love frosted flakes, boo-berry and raisin bran
hate any chocolate cereals
Reply:I really don't think a cereal exists that I don't like, it's my favorite food. Currently favorite is cookie crisp.
Reply:I like Frosted Flakes, Frosted mini wheats, Kix, and Reeses Puffs.
I really dont dislike any of them, but those are my favorites.*
In high school, did the kids in your school ever do anything and the principal was totally oblivious??
I was in the student council my senior year. St. Patrick's day, we had "get lucky and screw" day, where all the boys got a nut and all the girls got a bolt and the person to find their "match" got a prize..
he walked around all day asking kids if they'd got lucky and found their screw yet...
In high school, did the kids in your school ever do anything and the principal was totally oblivious??
Well, we were dealing pot out of the school in my senior year.... It was the worst kept secret....
The teachers always knew where to go to get the best bud...
good times...
Reply:One day at school last week the entire school smelled like weed and the principle never did anything about it.
Reply:Yep. She eventually got prosecuted for something but I forgot what. The replacement principal's daughter got pregnant her sophomore year.
Reply:Nope, someone always told.
Reply:yes
Reply:All the time.
Reply:wow I wished I was in school with you
I would have made sure ours matched for sure
and then I would still be smiling my entire life
smile
god luck
Reply:Good one. Our principal wore a plaid suit once a week. I think it's safe to say he was oblivious to a lot.
Reply:sophomore year, this accreditation place came to check out my school (it's a private school). Because of this, everyone made the school look better than it like ever had before. Apparently, there was potpourri in the boys' bathroom and according to a rumor, one guy in my class took a **** in it. Never really sure if it actually happened but true or not, none of the teachers and other school staff ever heard about it.
Reply:strange... we didn't get away with much back in the dark ages.
children boots
he walked around all day asking kids if they'd got lucky and found their screw yet...
In high school, did the kids in your school ever do anything and the principal was totally oblivious??
Well, we were dealing pot out of the school in my senior year.... It was the worst kept secret....
The teachers always knew where to go to get the best bud...
good times...
Reply:One day at school last week the entire school smelled like weed and the principle never did anything about it.
Reply:Yep. She eventually got prosecuted for something but I forgot what. The replacement principal's daughter got pregnant her sophomore year.
Reply:Nope, someone always told.
Reply:yes
Reply:All the time.
Reply:wow I wished I was in school with you
I would have made sure ours matched for sure
and then I would still be smiling my entire life
smile
god luck
Reply:Good one. Our principal wore a plaid suit once a week. I think it's safe to say he was oblivious to a lot.
Reply:sophomore year, this accreditation place came to check out my school (it's a private school). Because of this, everyone made the school look better than it like ever had before. Apparently, there was potpourri in the boys' bathroom and according to a rumor, one guy in my class took a **** in it. Never really sure if it actually happened but true or not, none of the teachers and other school staff ever heard about it.
Reply:strange... we didn't get away with much back in the dark ages.
children boots
Heres kind of a serious question to anyone, but fellow Germans are best suited to answer?
Back in world war II, When Hitler was running around like a madman, did your family run away from him or were they forced to join his crazy nut army? My family was one of the lucky ones to escape....hence my last name is "Friesen" which means son of the free.....does your last name have anything to do with that time period......and to this day, do you feel guilty for what our forefathers did to those other people long ago? I cant help but feel some guilt, even thought it was not me who did anything wrong....still, being german, thats what stings the most to me......what bothers me though seriously, is when i try to grow a mouthstache and people say I look like hitler, even though my mouthstache is not short like his, it hurts my feelings......anyone else go through all of this?
Heres kind of a serious question to anyone, but fellow Germans are best suited to answer?
i have german in me and i hate it. i hate it so much i don't go to the Oktoberfest in my town. i stay clear of any germans. i can't stand them for what happened to the Jews.
Reply:thanks Report It
Reply:If you're under 60, even if your grandpa was opening cans of Zyclon-B, you bear no possible guilt for the holocaust. Heck, even if you were alive for those years, unless you were old enough to /do/ something, you shouldn't be beating yourself up over it. We are responsible for our own actions, not those of our parents or ancestors. Period.
To judge people based on thier ancestry is no different from racism. Remember that the next time someone criticizes you for the Holocaust because you're German: they are engaging in the same kind of thinking that /made the Holocause possible/.
Reply:You are what? Fourth, fifth generation US. Only children make a big thing out of the WWII and then only when they see it bugs you. WWII is in the past. Germany has done all it can to expunge the filth of Hitler. The world has moved on. It is time you did too.
Reply:If it makes you feel any better, my brother looks exactly the way Hitler would look if Hitler were part Mexican.
Reply:this is 2007 fren, stop the self pity and stand tall.. u r just as the rest of the world population, have pride and self dignity...
lets move on... any jokes thrown around just laugh it off...
or tell him hes not invited to the german beer festival ..... with those larger than life mugs and the good beer .....
sauerkraut anyone?
Reply:German, but ancestors came here long before Hitler....my Dad fought the Germans so I don't feel bad being part German or responsible for what happened at the time. Heck....I wouldn't be able to allow myself to live with myself if I felt responsible for what some ancestor did or what some politician in some country did ions ago based solely on my heritage. Heck the fact I'm here means supposed arch enemies actually did manage to get beyond it and get over it and forgive and get along.
Reply:You family left the country because they didn't like what was going on...so you and all of those who left should not be responsible for anything that happened over there.
My family first came here before there were even any states or USA.....non of them had slaves....although other people did...so I should not be held accountable for what someone else did...and neither should you.
Heres kind of a serious question to anyone, but fellow Germans are best suited to answer?
i have german in me and i hate it. i hate it so much i don't go to the Oktoberfest in my town. i stay clear of any germans. i can't stand them for what happened to the Jews.
Reply:thanks Report It
Reply:If you're under 60, even if your grandpa was opening cans of Zyclon-B, you bear no possible guilt for the holocaust. Heck, even if you were alive for those years, unless you were old enough to /do/ something, you shouldn't be beating yourself up over it. We are responsible for our own actions, not those of our parents or ancestors. Period.
To judge people based on thier ancestry is no different from racism. Remember that the next time someone criticizes you for the Holocaust because you're German: they are engaging in the same kind of thinking that /made the Holocause possible/.
Reply:You are what? Fourth, fifth generation US. Only children make a big thing out of the WWII and then only when they see it bugs you. WWII is in the past. Germany has done all it can to expunge the filth of Hitler. The world has moved on. It is time you did too.
Reply:If it makes you feel any better, my brother looks exactly the way Hitler would look if Hitler were part Mexican.
Reply:this is 2007 fren, stop the self pity and stand tall.. u r just as the rest of the world population, have pride and self dignity...
lets move on... any jokes thrown around just laugh it off...
or tell him hes not invited to the german beer festival ..... with those larger than life mugs and the good beer .....
sauerkraut anyone?
Reply:German, but ancestors came here long before Hitler....my Dad fought the Germans so I don't feel bad being part German or responsible for what happened at the time. Heck....I wouldn't be able to allow myself to live with myself if I felt responsible for what some ancestor did or what some politician in some country did ions ago based solely on my heritage. Heck the fact I'm here means supposed arch enemies actually did manage to get beyond it and get over it and forgive and get along.
Reply:You family left the country because they didn't like what was going on...so you and all of those who left should not be responsible for anything that happened over there.
My family first came here before there were even any states or USA.....non of them had slaves....although other people did...so I should not be held accountable for what someone else did...and neither should you.
How much should i charge for my water damaged 20GB iPod?
i've had the Geek Squad at Best Buy and a friend who is a computer analyst look at it. They both say it is shot, but can have new internal hardware installed for $100+. i was thinking of selling it for 20$ and then if someone happened to get lucky and know someone that was an iPod nut, they would get a deal. any ideas?
How much should i charge for my water damaged 20GB iPod?
I'm sure there is someone out there that would pay $20.00 for it. I personally wouldn't only because I could buy one off Ebay for about the same amount it would take to repair it. Post it on Craigslist.org wonderful website for that kind of stuff. Good Luck!
Reply:$20 on ebay sounds ok but I don't think anyone has the internal hardware or wants to pay for it when they can get a new iPod.
How much should i charge for my water damaged 20GB iPod?
I'm sure there is someone out there that would pay $20.00 for it. I personally wouldn't only because I could buy one off Ebay for about the same amount it would take to repair it. Post it on Craigslist.org wonderful website for that kind of stuff. Good Luck!
Reply:$20 on ebay sounds ok but I don't think anyone has the internal hardware or wants to pay for it when they can get a new iPod.
Help with cereal decision sugar or carbs?
my mother wants me to get a kid cereal (trix, boo berry, honey nut cheerios, cap'n crunch, count chocoula, lucky charms, cookie crisp, cocoa crisp, cinnamon toast crunch. etc. etc. etc...) and i was wondering what should i look for the sugar content or the carb content or what... this is just for saturday's i usually eat corn flakes or oatmeal or cheerios with some fruit and a smoothie or good ol' orange juice. but this is my cheat day and i dont want to cheat too much because last sat. i had one that had 15g of sugar and it gave me a hardcore sugar rush since i dont eat that much sugar in the first place so since im trying to be healthy wich should i pick for my cheat day one with less sugar or one with less carbs. i know both would be awesome but this is for a kids cereal like the one listed above
Help with cereal decision sugar or carbs?
All of those "kid's cerels" have a lot of sugar. Maybe have one of the honey-nut flavour cheerios. Or try the cornflakes with dried fruit in them. Raison bran is also another good one. If you like, you can try making your own cereal by adding raisons, chocoalte chips, marshmellows, or whatever you like to your cornflakes to make it more fun and interesting.
Help with cereal decision sugar or carbs?
All of those "kid's cerels" have a lot of sugar. Maybe have one of the honey-nut flavour cheerios. Or try the cornflakes with dried fruit in them. Raison bran is also another good one. If you like, you can try making your own cereal by adding raisons, chocoalte chips, marshmellows, or whatever you like to your cornflakes to make it more fun and interesting.
What's your zodiac sign? (Is this true about you)?
Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What's your zodiac sign? (Is this true about you)?
taurus in the house. lol
i guess it ..kinda sounds like me
(im not only saying that cuz taurus sounds bad there)
but.. it's partly true.. the other half is like "wat? o.O`"
Reply:OMG this was so true for me (taurus) and I know a little bit about astrology and I found it SOO true. ALL OF IT! HILARIOUS. Report It
Reply:Please tell me where you found this! Report It
Reply:hilarious, silly very exaggerated but apparently necessary to keep anyone reading . i hope u found funny. but if not please do not write such fabricated and fictional stories that are so unheard of Report It
Reply:I am a Cancer and that didn't really sound like me. A few parts, but not really.
Reply:not all of it, i am always changing my mind, im on meds, but im not a partier, im quiet, im a good driver
Gemini
Reply:I think you have a Bundle o' Problems. :)
Reply:capricorn and very true on some things
Reply:I'm a libra, and it is semi-accurate (not completely, though).
Reply:yes i am saggi and some of it is true...very true infact
Reply:cancer
Reply:Sag, and that's 100% correct.
Reply:Im Virgo, and im the opposite lol!! I was born on the cusp of Libra though, so i'll read that one and come back . .
Uh, no. not true either lol!!
Reply:thanks so im a sagi born into the wrong gender. i think i shall throw expensive food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but maby u have a point. my avatar is male and i am female
Reply:Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
nope i dont see anything similar except i am very stylish... lol jk
Reply:I am a Scorpia and yes it is true.
Reply:The Taurus one doesn't sound like me at all, sorry.
Reply:im Libran... and no.. im not that kind of person as mentioned.. lol
Reply:i'm virgo..yup
Reply:Some was true! Some definitely was not!
Reply:Gemini, no that dosent describe me.
Reply:am a Leo !!!
think i am gonna go kill myself now
all the best
Ian :)
Reply:pisces..so true!! especially:
You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like.
You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address.
many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ***
Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck.
Reply:I'm a taurean.
i'm completely open n honest. i've grown t b somewhat comfortable wit myself, i'm a nature girl, i'm very passive cuz i'm skinny n couldn't win if i tried t fight, i second guess my inner beauty as i think i'm imperfect n somewhat insufficient, but with almost every person i meet, i am reassured i'm a beautiful spirit, so no, it's not true, i don't think my zodiac sign defines me, but socialization does.
Reply:Taurus
Some true some not.. I'm a mix of all i guess
Reply:scorpio. no not at all
Reply:OMGAWDDDDD !!!!!!!! that was hilarious... (Scorpio) here
I really do eat coffee out of the bag with a spoon, no kidding.. I don't swear (alot), or hack, or play lottery. I have a high sex drive, and don't ever tell me that Star Trek isn't real , or Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, or all those movies I love..
and yes, I am waiting to be abducted by aliens.. but they don't find me much of a challenge..or interesting.
I don't smoke...
Reply:leo
i do do the things about tlkin like buttin in to convos n i thought bout lockin my bf up in the bathroom cupboard but i wus extremly shocked because all the things about leos being physco, crazy, and self-absorbed are far from the truth! its crazy to post such rude things n u should b ashamed of urself. this was the rudest thing ive read on this website.
i agree w/ erin this is mean!
that necrophillia (learn to spell) thing was extremly disgusting! n how would u possibly kno (u or the stupid person u got this from) those kind of statistics! ur insane n u probably have tons o problems!
o n also i may b loud buh i dont have a cleft upper lip, slimmy nose, n i sure as HECK dont crap under trees...
Reply:libra. all true.
Reply:i am an aries and im stubborn as hell... so that much is right.. my best friend is a scorpio and we get on great so that bit is wrpng.,.
Reply:I am an Aquarius... Most of what u said was true... dude, man that was some real $hit...
Reply:I'm a Pisces. Only a couple things could be true if you tried to compare to a rare event in my life. But mostly, not even close.
But, a friend of mine who is very into astrology says I am very unlike a Pisces and was probably meant to be something else.
Reply:picsec or summin like that
Reply:Wow, reading this I wish I wasn't a Saggitarian. All the things about being a Saggitarian were negative! THUNDERPOOPER? Although that might be true. :0 I am not a true adventurer!
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Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What's your zodiac sign? (Is this true about you)?
taurus in the house. lol
i guess it ..kinda sounds like me
(im not only saying that cuz taurus sounds bad there)
but.. it's partly true.. the other half is like "wat? o.O`"
Reply:OMG this was so true for me (taurus) and I know a little bit about astrology and I found it SOO true. ALL OF IT! HILARIOUS. Report It
Reply:Please tell me where you found this! Report It
Reply:hilarious, silly very exaggerated but apparently necessary to keep anyone reading . i hope u found funny. but if not please do not write such fabricated and fictional stories that are so unheard of Report It
Reply:I am a Cancer and that didn't really sound like me. A few parts, but not really.
Reply:not all of it, i am always changing my mind, im on meds, but im not a partier, im quiet, im a good driver
Gemini
Reply:I think you have a Bundle o' Problems. :)
Reply:capricorn and very true on some things
Reply:I'm a libra, and it is semi-accurate (not completely, though).
Reply:yes i am saggi and some of it is true...very true infact
Reply:cancer
Reply:Sag, and that's 100% correct.
Reply:Im Virgo, and im the opposite lol!! I was born on the cusp of Libra though, so i'll read that one and come back . .
Uh, no. not true either lol!!
Reply:thanks so im a sagi born into the wrong gender. i think i shall throw expensive food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but maby u have a point. my avatar is male and i am female
Reply:Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
nope i dont see anything similar except i am very stylish... lol jk
Reply:I am a Scorpia and yes it is true.
Reply:The Taurus one doesn't sound like me at all, sorry.
Reply:im Libran... and no.. im not that kind of person as mentioned.. lol
Reply:i'm virgo..yup
Reply:Some was true! Some definitely was not!
Reply:Gemini, no that dosent describe me.
Reply:am a Leo !!!
think i am gonna go kill myself now
all the best
Ian :)
Reply:pisces..so true!! especially:
You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like.
You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address.
many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ***
Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck.
Reply:I'm a taurean.
i'm completely open n honest. i've grown t b somewhat comfortable wit myself, i'm a nature girl, i'm very passive cuz i'm skinny n couldn't win if i tried t fight, i second guess my inner beauty as i think i'm imperfect n somewhat insufficient, but with almost every person i meet, i am reassured i'm a beautiful spirit, so no, it's not true, i don't think my zodiac sign defines me, but socialization does.
Reply:Taurus
Some true some not.. I'm a mix of all i guess
Reply:scorpio. no not at all
Reply:OMGAWDDDDD !!!!!!!! that was hilarious... (Scorpio) here
I really do eat coffee out of the bag with a spoon, no kidding.. I don't swear (alot), or hack, or play lottery. I have a high sex drive, and don't ever tell me that Star Trek isn't real , or Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, or all those movies I love..
and yes, I am waiting to be abducted by aliens.. but they don't find me much of a challenge..or interesting.
I don't smoke...
Reply:leo
i do do the things about tlkin like buttin in to convos n i thought bout lockin my bf up in the bathroom cupboard but i wus extremly shocked because all the things about leos being physco, crazy, and self-absorbed are far from the truth! its crazy to post such rude things n u should b ashamed of urself. this was the rudest thing ive read on this website.
i agree w/ erin this is mean!
that necrophillia (learn to spell) thing was extremly disgusting! n how would u possibly kno (u or the stupid person u got this from) those kind of statistics! ur insane n u probably have tons o problems!
o n also i may b loud buh i dont have a cleft upper lip, slimmy nose, n i sure as HECK dont crap under trees...
Reply:libra. all true.
Reply:i am an aries and im stubborn as hell... so that much is right.. my best friend is a scorpio and we get on great so that bit is wrpng.,.
Reply:I am an Aquarius... Most of what u said was true... dude, man that was some real $hit...
Reply:I'm a Pisces. Only a couple things could be true if you tried to compare to a rare event in my life. But mostly, not even close.
But, a friend of mine who is very into astrology says I am very unlike a Pisces and was probably meant to be something else.
Reply:picsec or summin like that
Reply:Wow, reading this I wish I wasn't a Saggitarian. All the things about being a Saggitarian were negative! THUNDERPOOPER? Although that might be true. :0 I am not a true adventurer!
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