URGENT medical assistance required, i am bleeding?

whilst i was in the shower a few minutes ago i decided to "enhance" my appearance, just in case i got lucky with the missus later *wink wink*. anyway, i shaved my nuts!!! (using her ladyshave)! i cut my sac and now i look like i started my period!


What can i do


a. to stop the bleeding...


b. to stop it stinging


c. how do you remove bloody hair from ladyshaves? ;)

URGENT medical assistance required, i am bleeding?
wtf? lmfao why the hell would you shave your nuts?





a.stop trying to shave your nuts


b.stop trying to shave your nuts


c.stop trying to shave your nuts





have fun lmfao
Reply:Gross!





a. hold a paper napkin on it for a bit until the bleeding stops





b. it will continue to sting but it will go away in a few hours





c. throw away the ladyshaver
Reply:weirdo - go to the Dr.
Reply:Well yea dude, its gonna sting and its gonna bleed but unless theyre actually falling out, I dont think you should worry about just blood. You might want to hold off on sex until it completely heals over but I think your fine. Cant tell you about C, I get scared of what just happened to you
Reply:I think if the bleeding is really bad you should go to the hospital, plus u dont want it to get infected. TELL UR MISSUS, dont think theres much u can do about the stinging %26amp; removal of the bloody hair from the ladyshaver is the least of ur worries.
Reply:Well, whatever you choose to do, don't tell her that you did it with her Ladyshave...


She will not be pleased.
Reply:LOL you will be all right. You will get over it in a week to 10 days :)
Reply:Stop the bleeding and that will ease the stinging and leave the hair in her razor as she normally leaves it in yours I'll bet.
Reply:OUCH!!!!!!!! Don't ever use one of those ladyshavers, you need to use a Mach 3. lol The stinging you're going to have to live with; for the bleeding stick toilet paper on it or if you have a styptic pencil, use that. Oh my God! I can't even imagine how much that hurts!
Reply:wtf?





Call 999
Reply:oh no!!!





stick some loo roll on em like when you cut your face!





as for the ladyshave buy her a new one she might never use that one again!!
Reply:I did that a while ago.





Time is needed for A and B. Not sure about C though, sorry.
Reply:oh dear she is not going to be best pleased with you, hope you have learnt your lesson.
Reply:a) pinch ya nose


b) cold pack


no need to i just broke it hitting you with it
Reply:Ha Ha Ha! Im not gonna tell you!!!!


Keep bleeding! You shouldnt have used her razor!!!!
Reply:LMAO !!!!!





hmmmmmmmm i did... firstly rinse the razor with high pressure DO IT NOW or you will forget !!!





then apply pressure to the cut and in sweetest voice later ask the sore to be kissed....
Reply:Small plaster, lol





Alo Vera, not vera





Chuck it.