Funny or not funny?

Barkley on Craig Sager’s suit after a taped Sager segment stalled on-air: “It was like ‘Mission Impossible,’ ‘this coat will self-destruct in 12 seconds.’”


Barkley on a YouTube question submitted that compared the looks of Kenny Smith to Chucky Atkins: “Zero plus zero equals zero. Neither (Kenny Smith or Chucky Atkins) are good looking. They do look alike, but they don’t have much to work with.”





Barkley on how long it will be before the Knicks contend for a championship: “I’ll be skinny, (Ernie), you’ll have an afro…that’s how long it will be.”





Barkley on his impression of rookie SuperSonic Kevin Durant: “Obviously, Kevin Durant is the big story (in the NBA). He can score with the best of them, but (the SuperSonics) need to get him into the weight room…quickly.”





Barkley: “I was reading that heavy drinking is not good for your health, so I have to stop.”


Smith: “Stop drinking what?”


Barkley: “No, I gotta stop reading.”





Ernie Johnson introducing a segment about Kenny Smith’s thoughts on the young season: “Kenny’s been doing some thinking”


Barkley: “Oh my God, is that why I smell burning?”





Barkley on whether Knicks coach Isiah Thomas is ‘safe’ from being fired: “He’s about as safe as me in a room full of cookies. If I’m in a room full of cookies, the cookies ain’t got no damn chance.”





Barkley on the Miami Heat: “On the bright side, if your team sucks it might as well be in Miami.”





Barkley on Kevin Durant’s small stature: “A Happy Meal wouldn’t hurt (Kevin Durant).”





Barkley on TNT reporter Craig Sager’s practice of relaying Barkley’s criticism back to the players he criticizes: “I’m really starting to hate Craig Sager. We don’t need Benedict Arnold at the game, we’ve got a double agent for TNT now.”





Barkley on legendary hip-hop artist Michael Bivins doing weekly features on TNT OverTime on NBA.com: “We couldn’t get Bobby Brown?”





Barkley on Pistons center Rasheed Wallace leaving the arena without a shower the other night: “No, that means you’re funky, no matter how bad it is, you don’t ever leave the arena like that.”





Barkley on the difference between playing on a good team and a bad team: “Magic (Johnson) is lucky to never play on a bad team like I did. It is depressing and it is humiliating. When you’re on a good team you (look at the schedule and) say, ‘We’re going to win this game, we’re going to win this, we’ve got to play hard, but we should win this game.’ When you’re on a bad team, you’re like, ‘Where is Minnesota at? Where is Seattle (on the schedule)?’ You’ve got to cherry pick your games. Plus, the stands are empty so it’s hard to motivate yourself.”





Barkley on the possibility of Ron Artest fitting into the Denver locker room: “You put (Ron) Artest in that locker room and Dr. Phil will go nuts trying to figure that one out.”





Barkley on injured Trail Blazers rookie Greg Oden’s new Mohawk haircut: “That’s exactly what happens when you’ve got millions of dollars and you’re bored and have to sit out the season.”





Barkley on the dismal play of the Minnesota Timberwolves: “Kevin Garnett is rolling over in his grave watching these Timberwolves play.”

Funny or not funny?
I thought it was very funny!


I feel sorry for the people who can't read long questions!


I liked the part about "stop drinking what?"..."No, I gotta stop reading"


Ha ha! Barkley always makes me laugh.
Reply:Barkley on Dwayne Wades medical kit for Katrina victims at the allstar game: "Is there one big enough to help out the Miami heat, does it come with a center, or a power forward."


(To which Wade heard and confronted Barkley)
Reply:Hey, wanna hear a Basketball joke?





THE BOBCATS! HAHAHAHAHAHAnevermind.
Reply:Sorry, it takes the fun part out because your question is too long....
Reply:oh sorry i ********* fell asleep,
Reply:too much reading man... only thing funny is that people take the time to read it all..only to be dissapointed.
Reply:TNT were about to show some highlights of the Lakers vs Heat game, Barkly says " we just saw the d a m n game" .
Reply:i read 5 words and this is what i say BORING!-blurey
Reply:Some of it is some of its lame.





UZ what kind of basketball joke is that???


How about this one.





Why did Ron Artest leave the game early???












































He wanted to beat the crowd.

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